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What Some Moms Are Lead To Believe From What Their Daughters Say!


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Some moms can be fooled so easily and some moms you would think they are the grandparents how the young daughters can tell them anything and they believe them when you can't trust they cleaned up their room when they said they did!!

 

Darla's Doctor's Visit

 

A mother takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

 

The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" :zoro:

 

The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."

 

The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."

 

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?"

 

Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

 

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out of it. :notfair:

 

About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

 

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!" :fpc:

 

Parenting is the hardest job on earth when you got daughters and sons!!

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I'm with that doctor, we all missed that first time this happened with Mary being pregnant with God's will, but this girl had to have a man to be pregnant these days so she got her mom fooled but the doctor is looking out the window so he don't miss nothing!!

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LOL Fred! Parenting is the hardest thing I have ever done that's for sure. Parents have it a lot harder these days than when I was growing up. Most of them don't have a clue what a good ole fashioned hickory whooping is! "Spare the rod, spoil the child" wish government would let us go back to those days! Had a lot fewer crimes and a lot more hard working independent children back then!

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Cat I agree with you fully and that is why I can sit here now at 71 years old because ALL my school and some class mates are dead or in prison, they never listen to adults or school teachers!!

 

Look at the news across America where teachers are molesting the grade school kids in their class or school at their homes??? That did not happen in my grade school days or my mom would have shot me for being a part of it!!!!

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Fred, I love it. I have a grown daughter who would not listen to me, now she is grown with two beatuful kids and by herself. She has a daughter, and I love it when she talkes to her and the daughter does what she use to do to me. I also agree with you Cat, they is no respect, I used to teach Kindergarten, and I got the kids to stand when a adult came into the room. The Parents loved it. Funny, how the morden parents love when they children show manners and respects, and they are "teach by the old school teachers".

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