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One purebred Siamese named OC ( stands for Other Cat), a Balinese named Hairy It and Sue...the psychotic matriarch of our felines. They consisted of 3 of the four living things I saw and talked to for a year. Not counting doctors.

*grin* Oh, you have no idea how much trouble it has gotten me into with doctors who take things literally.

LOL FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH I HAVE THREE CATS...AND IN ALL SERIOUSNESS I LOVE THE LITTLE @###@&*^% I have a suspicion that my point of view has changed since my stroke. I am not sure, but I think so. For example take viewpoints on...say... cats. I am sure you will find it hard to believe, but at one time I actually did not like them. Now I find them vastly amusing. As to point of view, perhaps an example would be in order. You take two big rocks, two cats and a roll of duct tape. The better half calls it evil. I call it book ends and look on it as theraputic rehabilitation. Just as I find it okay that the cat figured out, that if quiet, it can sharpen its claws on my left leg for quite a while before I notice. Just as I, myself, figured out a cat cannot tell the difference between a toy mouse and say...a tube of superglue. Did you know that superglue doesn't stick to carpets, but when their hairless little paw pads hit linoleum...well, it's a shame cats are not equipped with air bags. But enough rant for now. Next time we will discuss the genetic heritage of the people who want to strap a sharp fork to a hand you cannot control. BYOB (bring your own benzodiazapine) Pete

The kind that doesn't sell well! No, seriously...Fusion genre, horror and humor. I thank you all for the welcome and will go do a quick bio hazard, I mean bio, on the intro threads.

Ah, a newbie to the board and just setting things up. As such this is - likely - going to go unread, but then again I have nothing better to do at the moment. Who am I? What am I? Just a two year survivor and a writer. My goals? To stay a survivor and improve my one handed typing. And try to find others who are writing about strokes.