It's Free, This is Heaven...
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly mainly due to her interest in health foods and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath with jacuzzi.
As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost! "It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is Heaven." Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges everyday and each week the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth. The old man asked "what are the green fees?" Peter's reply, "This is heaven you play for free."
Next day they went to the club house and saw this lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" "Well where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
Peter lectured, "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of what ever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven." With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and shrieking wildly! St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is ALL your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!" :big_grin:
Just goes to show us...Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.
There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord,"
And there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning." ...Don't you know Heaven is free and waiting on us so "live life on earth all we can stroke or not" a better time and place is coming!
Tomorrow is not promised, just the Promised Land, it will come to pass! :cloud9: