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MEDICAL MANIA


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BOY. BETWEEN THE STROKE AND AGE, IT SEEMS VISITING DOCTORS IS A FULL TIME JOB. I WISH THEY HAD MAGAZINES NEWER THAN 2000. ANYHOW, I FINALLY GOT CALLED THAT MY COLONOSCOPY WAS PERFECT AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY. ONE LESS THING THAT WON'T KILL ME. MY WIFE'S MAMMOGRAM WAS ALSO OK, SO WE CAN ELIMINATE THAT PROBLEM FOR A WHILE.

 

TOMORROW, AFTER I MEET WITH THE NEUROLOGIST, I HOPE I DON'T SEE AN M.D. FOR A WHILE. OF COURSE, ONE WILL PASS ME IN THE SPORTS CAR I PAID FOR, OR I CAN WAVE TO THE ONE WHO WHIZZES BY IN THE BOAT I BOUGHT WHILE I SIT ON THE BEACH. AIN'T LIFE WONDERFUL?

 

I'M GOING TO LOOK FOR A DOCTOR WHO DRIVES A TEN YEAR OLD CAR, LIVES WITH MOTHER, HATES BOATS, HAS CURRENT MAGAZINES AND SPENDS IDLE TIME RESEARCHING ALL THE CURRENT REMEDIES. AND I HOPE SHE'S CUTE TOO.

 

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Marty:

 

Just look for the cute doctor, that has the boat in the 'pool', that is in the backyard of the 'mansion' that our 'office visit payments' helped to pay for. And the sports cars are 'parked' in the five-bay garage, located next to the tennis courts, that 'helped' finance. roflmao.gif

 

By the way, the magazines in my doctor's office are 2004, but then again, they MOSTLY have to do with golf. No wonder he is always late for his appointments with his patients.

 

 

Denny

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One of Patrick's doctor's had a cornicopia of magazines- including the up to date weekly gossip rags. These are fun to "read" in the waiting room- since the only actual reading you need to do (and usually have time for anyway) is the picture caption. Then they remodeled and removed all the magazines. The only option is "light therapy" literature.YIPPEE.

Kristen

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I WISH THERE WERE A WAY TO BOTTLE YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR.

GOTTA LOVE IT.. THANKS FOR THE DAY BRIGHTENER...MAGGIE

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