The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you

will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got

together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we

met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother

agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that

neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it

was too late to hit the delete button, nine months

later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:

You've Got Male..."