building a house?
WE SOLD OUR HOUSE LAST SEPTEMBER BECAUSE IT WAS TOO BIG AND I WAS AFRAID OUR IDIOT NEIGHBOR WOULD OUTLIVE ME. OUR DAUGHTER AND GRANDKIDS LIVE IN WHEATON, ILL, AND HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET US TO MOVE FROM INDIANA TO AN AREA NEAR THEM. WE LOOKED AT HOMES AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE WE CURRENTLY RESIDE (IN AN APARTMENT), AND FOUND NOTHING. IN ILINOIS WE LOOKED AT CONDOS AND TOWNHOUSES, BUT NOTHING CLICKED. NOTHING UNTIL SAT. WHEN WE FOUND A MODEL TOWNHOUSE THAT CLICKED. NOW THEY DON'T BUILD THAT PARTICULAR UNIT ANYMORE AND WON'T SELL ME THE MODEL BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A SELLING PRICE YET.
HOW STUPID. THEY KNOW WHAT IT COSTS TO BUILD, BUT IT MAY TAKE THEM 3 WEEKS TO FIGURE OUT A SELLING PRICE. SO WE CAME HOME DEJECTED AND TRIED TO FIGURE OUT AN ALTERNATIVE. NOW REAL ESTATE TAXES IN INDIANA ARE ABOUT A THIRD OF WHAT THEY ARE IN ILL. AND THE PACE OF LIFE IS SLOWER (OK, INDIANA IS BACKWARD), AND THE COST OF LIVING IS LESS.
SO TODAY I TOOK A FLOOR PLAN OF A SMALL RANCH OVER TO A BUILDER AND SELECTED ONE OF HIS SENIC LOTS. IF THE FOOTINGS FIT, THEN THE HOUSE CAN BE BUILT. NOW AT 66 AND HAVING HAD A STROKE, I'M PROBABLY CRAZY FOR EVEN CONSIDERING THIS. BUT WE'VE OWNED 8 HOUSES, AND NONE HAVE EVER BEEN BUILT FROM SCRATCH, USING OUR OWN PERSONAL SELECTIONS. I FIGURE MY WIFE, BEING A DESIGNER, DESERVES TO HAVE HER OWN "CASTLE". IN A CONDO OR TOWNHOUSE, GARDENING IS VERY LIMITED OR NON-EXISTANT, AND MY WIFE IS A GARDENING FOOL.
I'M OPTOMISTIC ABOUT MYSELF. I CAN ALWAYS HIRE SOMEBODY TO CUT THE GRASS AND PLOW THE DRIVEWAY. LITTLE THINGS I CAN STILL DO. BESIDES, I CAN HAVE A GARAGE TO RESTORE AN OLD INEXPENSIVE CAR. MY WIFE FEELS IT'S A BETTER HOBBY THAN TRYING TO TRAIN A SEXY REBELLIOUS 30 YEAR OLD FEMALE.
I WRITE THIS TO TRY AND RATIONALIZE MY DECISION. I COULD BE COMMITTED FOR INSANITY
MARTY :blush:
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