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CAT OR WIFE?


marlen

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WHILE IN FLORIDA, WE NOTICED JAKE, OUR CAT, WAS GETTING THIN AND NOT EATING. WE TOOK HIM TO A CAT HOSPITAL (NOT CAT HOUSE, CAT HOSPITAL) WHERE HE HAD BLOOD TESTS AND X-RAYS. HIS KIDNEYS WERE SCREWED UP AND THERE WAS FOREIGN MATTER IN HIS STOMACH. SURGERY WAS RECOMMENDED, AND ARTIFICIAL GRASS, SOME WITH WIRE WAS REMOVED. MEDICATION HELPED GET HIS KIDNEYS IN BETTER ORDER AND HE BECAME HIS OLD SELF.

 

WHILE SHOPPING FOR CAT FOOD, WE MET A WOMAN WHO HAD SEVEN CATS ANS CALLED HERSELF "KAY THE CRAZY CAT LADY." KAY SAID SHE REVIEWED ALL FOODS AND FOUND SOLID GOLD -KATZ-A-FLOCKING TO BE THE BEST. SO WE LOADED UP ON DRY AND MOIST VERSIONS OF THE FOOD AND JAKE SEEMS TO BE QUITE CONTENT WITH HIS NEW FOOD. NEXT WEEK, HE GOES TO A LOCAL VET TO SEE HOW HIS KIDNEYS ARE DOING. ACCORDING THE THE LITTER BOX, I WOULD SAY HE IS DOING VERY WELL.

 

WHEN I GOT HIM FROM THE HUMANE SOCIETY, HE COST ME $65 AND I SIGNED A PAPER THAT SAID I WOULD DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP HIM WELL. MY WIFE TOOK THIS TO HEART AND FOR WHAT WE NOW HAVE INVESTED IN HIM, I'M CONSIDERING CHANGING HIS NAME TO PRECIOUS OR GOLDFINGER. BECAUSE I MADE HIM EXECUTOR OF THE ESTATE, HE NEEDS TO STAY ALIVE. MY WIFE IS CRAZY ABOUT HIM (HE SLEEPS WITH HER MORE THAN I DO). SO DO I KEEP THE CAT OR MY WIFE?

 

MARTY :blush:

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Well Marty, it all depends. There are 2 cats in this house (my sisters house.I've been here almost 4 years and hope to move in about3-1/2 months- if the Corps of Engineers realizes I'm not going to be living in a swamp filled with water. )Anyway, one cat has accepted my dog and myself- the other hates everyone - sometimes even my sister. If your cat is like her- keep the wife but if he's like the other cat, maybe tell Mrs. 007 that you've invested more in cat (marriage license wasn't 65.00 was it?) than her so bye-bye......... :big_grin: No, only kidding.

 

Of course she maybe would want custody and the mother is usually given the child/children so.........looks like you'll have to keep both.

 

Phyllis

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Marty,

Phyllis is right, Mrs 007 would probably get custody, you'd end up having to have only visitation rights plus have to pay kitty support - long run - keep both. :D

 

They do have a way of "taking over". My darling, Crystal, is 7 years old and is 1/2 Siamese (Black & White). She just celebrated her 7th birthday wearing (of course for the camera) a tierra. She steals my couch, guards the refrigerator, and steals the covers - but we wouldn't have her any other way :lol:

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Dogs can be the same. Our dog Jasmine, a Bichon is fortunately only 20' long. any longer and the wife and I would have to sleep elsewhere as she finds a way to sleep crossways in the bed.

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Marty:

 

glad to have you back, your dilemma is pretty real, but I think I will agree with Donna, keep the both.

 

so glad our James bond is back.

 

Asha

 

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Marty,

 

Glad to see you back from Florida and just as sassy as ever. Cooper our dog sends air kisses to Jake your cat.

 

Jean

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When my husband and I were married, as soon as he got up out of bed in the am, our dog, Earnest, would jump up on his side of the bed and place his head on my husband's pillow and sleep w/ his back up against mine. It felt so good for my back.

 

Of course, I eventually traded my husband for a cat. The girlfriend got the husband and I got the cat. True story.

 

Love animals. Take Care. LK

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