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EVERYTHING IN HEAVEN IS FREE


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WELL TODAY IS EASTER SUNDAY, so I could write about Meditations from the Mount and the seven reasons Christ suffered and died. However, my pastor really has a great sense of humor and I'm frankly still laughing from one of his many jokes. I might add that I've been up since 5 am to make the Son Rise service at 7 am.

 

Anyway, I wanted to share this with you members and guess to make you smile while you help the kids eat those Easter eggs you stayed up late preparing last night.

 

This is entitled "Everything in Heaven is Free" and he probably got it in his email.

 

An 85-year old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercising.

 

When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and a jacuzzi. As they looked around, the old man asked St. Peter how much all of this was going to cost.

 

"It's free," St. Peter replied, "this is heaven."

 

Next, they went out in the back yard to survey the championship styled golf course next to where the house was located. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week, the course changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.

 

The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"

 

St. Peter replied, "this is heaven, you play for free,"

 

Next they went to the club house and saw a lavish buffet lunch with the cuisine of the World laid out.

 

"How much to eat?" asked the old man.

 

"Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" St. Peter replied with some exasperation. "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.

 

St. Peter lectured, "That's the best part - you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is heaven."

 

With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and screaming wildly.

 

St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault!

 

If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins and health food, I could have been here ten years ago!" :Doh: :Starvin:

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