I'm so lazy...
I really want some cheesecake... but not bad enough to get dressed and go buy milk (which I need to anyway, I'll be all out tomorrow!), and then mix it up, and then wait 2 hours for it to set! LOL I'll just suffer.
Finally thought of something I could write about! Some people think I'm weird and crazy, but... I like staying in the hospital. Except for paying the bill afterward, it's not so bad! Here's my reasoning:
You don't have to cook meals. You don't have to wash dishes after meals. You don't have to clean the bathroom. You don't have to make the bed. You can do whatever you want, whenever you want - such as TV, reading a book, handcrafts like knitting or cross-stitch (if you're able to move your hands, anyway. If not, it can get pretty boring with just TV! But I've never had that problem.)
The biggest reason, I think, is that I feel secure. If something happens, there's professionals right there and ready to fix it. I don't have to wait to be driven to the hospital. They don't need to "waste" time gathering all my information from various resources...it's usually right there in my chart, when I'm inpatient.
Granted, there are plenty of risks and dangers. I've heard that hospitals are the 'dirtiest' places in the world, with all the germs, bacteria, viruses and so many sick people crammed into one place. I've never had problems with getting infections "on the side". I had pneumonia once, but that's the reason I was in the hospital in the first place.
Everybody likes to get pampered and have somebody else take care of them. Okay, so it's not exactly a health spa, but it's still a nice break from living at home and having to do everything yourself, once in a while!
See how odd my logic is!
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