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ABSOLUTE HELL !!!!!!!!!!!!


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YESTERDAY, THE DRAINS WERE MAKING A GURGLING NOISE WHICH MEANT THE SEPTIC TANK NEEDED ATTENTION. IT WAS CLEANED IN APRIL, SO THERE HAD TO BE ANOTHER PROBLEM. WIFEY GOES NUTS THINKING WE HAD TO TEAR UP THE YARD AND PUT A NEW ONE IN FOR $25,000. THE SEPTIC PEOPLE SHOW UP AND TELL MY WIFE WE HAVE A PROBLEM. WIFEY HITS THE ROOF BEFORE THE PEOPLE TELL US WHAT'S WRONG. THE PUMP FLOAT AND PLUG ARE BAD AND CAN BE FIXED FOR UNDER $100. WIFEY STARTS BREATHING AGAIN. MORAL: IF THE SH** DON'T FLOAT OVER, DON'T GET EXCITED.

 

REALTOR BRINGS OVER RIDICULOUS OFFER FOR OUR HOUSE. WIFEY SEES RED. WE COUNTER, THEY COUNTER, WE COUNTER AND WE'RE STILL WAITING TO HEAR. REALTOR GETS UPSET BECAUSE WE WON'T TAKE THE OFFER SO SHE CAN MAKE NICE COMMISSION. WIFEY PUTS HER IN HER PLACE. I HAVE A CONTENT WIFE AND AN ANGRY REALTOR. MORAL: NEVER SLEEP WITH YOUR REALTOR.

 

AT 4:30, THE MAIL CAME AND SHOWED ME OWING $5500 TO THE DOCTORS BECAUSE THEY NEGLECTED TO SEND IN THE CORRECT FORMS TO MEDICARE. NATURALLY, THE OFFICE WAS CLOSED WHEN I CALLED IN, SO I HAVE TO RESOLVE THIS TOMORROW. WIFEY GOES BALLISTICS AND I HIDE UNDER THE BED WITH THE CAT. MORAL: ALWAYS BE NICE TO YOUR CAT.

 

WIFEY WILL BE UP ALL NIGHT WORRYING NEEDLESSLY AGAIN. ME? I'LL BE HOOKED UP TO MY CPAP MACHINE SNOOZING AWAY.

 

END OF TALES OF WOE.

 

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Marty, how did you have a stroke while your wife, the hyper one, did not? Telll her I said "to cool it" (as though she's going to listen to me).

 

That new septic tank price had bettter not be 25,000.00 Is not supposed to be that here. And while on the subject, I'll share a secret with you - well, maybe you already know. My country livin" chi friend says this is the way to go.......do you buy those expensive septic drain cleaners? She says someone in her family (grandmother, I think) did this and so she does. Every month or 6 weeks, pour a bottle of buttermilk in the pot and a paper towel (I intend to tear mine up) and flush. Voila, works as well or better than the commercial stuff and is probably cheaper.

 

Hey, I hate realtors as much as doctors and lady mortgage brokers are pretty bad too - along with insurance people! Now that I've maligned members of 3 occupations, I feel good and I'm going to sleep. biggrin2.gif

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PHYL,

 

ONE PRO SUGGESTED RIDEX, ANOTHER SAID DO NOTHING. SO OUR TANK IS AU NATUREL. A FEW YEARS AGO, MY SON-IN-LAW HEARD GURGLING, AND PANICKED.HE'S NEVER BEEN THE SAME SINCE.

 

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yes marty day ridex helps but u gotta remember to use t and flush it atleast once a month i allways get a laugh outa ur stories hows da reator/ wife lol

anyway peace, luv , happiness to u both before the s&*&^ hits the fan use ridex

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How you guys manage and juggle with all your insurance bills never ceases to amaze me. Having been ill and getting a bill for $5000 would make me ill again.

 

Maybe thats why they do it keep the insurance money coming in bouncesmile.gif

 

We moan about the NHS but alternative....................?

 

Tell you wife to slow down and stop worrying ( just like I would biggrin2.gif )

 

Regards to you both

Mary

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good lord marty!!!!

 

what a day you had!!!!! stay under the bed with the cat!!!!! cats will always be your friend!!!!!!!!

 

 

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Marty,

Pouring packages of active yeast does the same thing as Ridex and is cheaper too! Sounds like life is interesting at your house, you need to come chill in upstate NY. I'm very Zen like these days.

Pam

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Hay Marty

 

 

Your blog makes me glad that my X wife is just that X. BTW the cat also went to live with friends. wicklaugh.gif

 

It is cool to live alone. My friends say "you are never home." lol_2.gif

 

Got a good routine. Makes me active, happy and cool. cloud9.gif

 

 

I'll stay in the slow lane and leave life in the fast lane for you and your cat.

 

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Gary

 

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I TRIED LIVING WITHOUT HER. IT DIDN'T WORK, SO AFTER THREE YEARS APART I REMARRIED HER. I MISSED THE NAGGING, STRESS,AND FRUSTRATION.

 

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Marty, I really like you!! If they get $25000. to put in a septic system where you live we are in the wrong state!! WOW. That is terrible. Trudy

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TRUDY,

 

BECAUSE I HAVE A SPECIAL 2 CHAMBER PUMP SYSTEM, A REPLACEMENT IS EXPENSIVE. I'M IN INDIANA, THE MOST ANAL STATE I'VE LIVED IN. NO PUN INTENDED

 

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