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CAT IN A CPAP MASK


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I'VE BEEN ON MY CPAP MACHINE FOR A WEEK. LAST NIGHT I WAS BACK IN MY 20 YEAR ROUTINE............UP AT 2AM. AFTER SPENDING TIME ON THE COMPUTER, I DECIDED TO GO BACK TO BED.

 

MY WIFE, WHO CLAIMS I WOKE HER UP WITH MY TYPING, ASKED ME TO GO TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE SURE THE CAT HAD FOOD. SURE HE DID. ON THE WAY BACK FROM THE KITCHEN. I MUST HAVE TRIPPED ON A CRACK IN THE WOOD FLOOR. MY FEET WENT OUT FROM UNDER ME AND I LANDED ON MY BEHIND. THAT ENDED MY QUEST FOR SLEEP FOR A FEW HOURS.

 

NEXT TIME, THE CAT CAN STARVE. OR BETTER YET, I SHOULD HOOK HIM UP TO THE CPAP MACHINE SO HE CAN SLEEP ALL NIGHT.(PICTURE THAT)

 

SO TONIGHT, I'M SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR, IN THE KITCHEN, NEXT TO THE CAT'S

FOOD DISH, WITH MY CPAP MASK ON, THINKING ABOUT PAMELA SUE ANDERSON.

 

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Marty,

 

I was checking the dog's dish so often, I finally bought him a feeder that holds five pounds of food and also a water dish that holds a week's worth. I have this unreasonable fear that Don and I will die at the same time and the dog will starve to death before anyone finds us. Bet the cat would love the c-pap machine.

 

Jean

 

 

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marty,

 

i think the kitty would be cute in a little kitty mask to match yours!!!!!!!

and HEY i thought you liked brunettes!!!! lol lol

 

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