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I CAN'T GET THE SONG "YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAN" OUT OF MY HEAD. I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO THIS MORNING AND IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS.

 

SO TONIGHT I'M GOING TO PUT ON A NEW DRESS AND TAKE MY WIFE OUT TO DINNER.

 

PACKING IS A PAIN. I"M IN CHARGE OF WRAPPING DISHES, GLASSES AND RELATED ITEMS. I JUST LOOK AT IT AS ANOTHER THERAPY EXERCISE. I FIND IT'S HANDY HAVING A LARGE TRASH CAN CLOSE BY. JUST IN CASE, YOU KNOW.

 

THE WEATHER HAS BEEN BEAUTIFUL, SO WE SQUEEZED IN A NICE LONG WALK TOO.

 

WELL, I HAVE TO PUT ON MY MAKE-UP AND GET READY FOR AN EVENING OUT.

 

MARTY biggrin2.gif THE MOST UNNATURAL WOMAN HERE.

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WE'RE MOVING INTO A NEW APARTMENT 25 MINUTES FROM HERE. THIS WILL GIVE US TIME TO FIGURE OUT WHERE WE EVENTUALLY WANT TO SETTLE. IF ALL GOES WELL, WE MOVE THE 26TH AND CLOSE ON THE HOUSE THE 28TH.. WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOWNSIZING AND NOT HAVING A HOUSE TO MAINTAIN.

THE COUPLE THAT BOUGHT THE HOUSE ALSO PAID US FOR MOST OF THE FURNITURE WE DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE WITH US. THIS IS A SECOND HOME FOR THEM, SO IT WORKED OUT GREAT.

 

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marty

 

i think that your'e like one of those infiltrators that are really NYPD detectives become when they want to trap a pedophile...you are a teenage girl employed by the FBI posing as a middle-aged man in order to trap young girls who like sugar daddies...kind of like a reverse, backwards plant (sort of like what i do to plants before i kill them entirely) roflmao.gif

 

so about that dress-do you have shores to match? and how is your makeup these days? i recommend Glamour or Seventeen for those helpful little tips gleam.gif

 

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Hey Marty:

 

I would rather be singing your song then the one that Chris and I have had STUCK in our minds the past week.

 

I watch my girlfriends 3 year old a few hours a week and she is really into "Sesame Street." The latest song that Ernie has sung is "Put Down the Duckie if you Want to Play the Saxaphone."

 

Have that one in your head for a week or more. I think it's time for the "straight jacket" and padded cell.

 

Good luck in moving................

 

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