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Some Christian One Liners From the Gang!


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Thought I would share these with our Blog community here.

 

 

1. Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

 

2. Many folks want to serve God, but only as adviser's.

 

3. It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

 

4. The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

 

5. When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

 

6. People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

 

7. Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

 

8. Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

 

9. If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

 

10. God himself does not propose to judge to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

 

11. Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

 

12. I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

 

13. A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promise" are just sitting on the premises.

 

14. We were called to be witnesses not lawyers or judges.

 

15. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

 

16. Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

 

17. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

 

18. The task ahead of us is never as great as the power behind us.

 

19. The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

 

20. May God and his Son bless you from today on out!

 

In my mind everyone here and those coming soon are already blessed to be Survivors and Care Givers alike. Had it been our time we would not be here together in support of each other. "Something To Think About"!

 

It's easy as humans to Worry but God knows what he is doing, lets just trust in Him and call it our Blessings.

 

God doesn't do anything by luck it's all planned and written in the Book of Life. It will come to pass.

 

Your mom or grandmother probably had a Family Bible where all the Births, Marriages and Deaths were kept as official records and was recognized as official in lieu of certificates.

 

Anybody remember those days?

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Fred, thanks for sharing those! :Good-Post: Some were just plain funny (I particularly liked #4 :D ) and others really made me stop and think. As far as your question about a family Bible, my mom and I were just looking at ours less than a week ago.

 

Thanks again for sharing, Fred!

 

Pam

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Yes, I do remember those days. My mom passed away ten years ago this past February and today is her birth date. Your blog made me realize how much she imparted onto us as children. She did have a family Bible as did her Mom.

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Id like to share with you that my Dad was a Pastor. He always had things in the Bulletin and also on the Church Sign out front. Dad would have loved these. Also The front pew was never empty. That is where I sat. Where he could keep and eye on me HA! Then as I got a little older I was the church organist and pianist Chior Director chief cook and Banquet organizer...... ;)w Good thing I majored in music. Those days are gone now. I can still sing althoug I wont cause that requires being up front. No way can I pay the piano etc anymore. Karen

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Fred,

 

Those were really cool and so true in some cases. After my great grandmother passed away, I was given some of her religious items which I will always cherish and hand down to my daughter.

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