This is Punography, a blog of my mind on a noonday Monday and morning after a week and weekend where I was with people more severe injuries than myself and many of them had prosthetic limbs! These people has fought in wars where they were ordered to go whether they wanted to or not they had no choice in the matter!

Actually one of the troops gave it to me in stressing how the mind works in a human brain when you have no choice BUT to live as long as you can with what you got LEFT of a brain and body! The pun is thereby intended! It's not intended to be funny just how the brain works with the cells it had left! Then a day later I got it again!

Punography

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

I hope any Blog readers can/do understand the feelings of a stroke survivor and more importantly the feelings of any tireless care giver with years of service to their mates and loved ones at home or in nursing facilities! You got to believe in something or you'll fall for anything at anytime!

Let your minds get into the Blog subjects and you will SEE exactly what I mean: The beer garden; Be in the flow of life; Living without a kitchen; Sometimes I feel sorry for myself; Baking Brownies; Some good fun and just maybe some recovery;!! Keep in mind these named blogs are all recently since I blogged about midweek!

We would feel better about ourselves if we could just visit the wounder warriors one day and see the trouble in their lives with their families and small children wondering Why is mom or dad like this Now???? We all have been Punned!