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BALANCE IS MY NEMESIS


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GEE, THIS IS FUN. I CAN SIT HERE NAKED AND TYPE AWAY. OK, OK, I'LL PUT SHORTS ON.

 

ANYHOW BACK TO THE TOPIC. I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO PUT A GLASS IN THE DISHWASHER. I BACKED UP AND STARTED TO TURN. MY FOOT CAUGHT AND I FELL FLAT ON MY ASS. (SORRY....BUTT...REAR...QUESTER.....WHATEVER). I MADE A LOT OF NOISE BECAUSE I WAS NEXT TO THE POT AND PAN SHELF. I NEVER KNEW MY WIFE COULD MOVE SO FAST. SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HER. ALSO TOOK ONE OF MY CAT'S 9 LIVES.

 

IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK A TUMBLE AND I THOUGHT THINGS WERE IMPROVING. BACK ON THE SAND TOMORROW. OTHER THAN GOING TO WATER THERAPY THIS MORNING AND WALKING THE OUTDOOR MALL IN 90 DEGREE WEATHER (THERE WAS A SLIGHT BREEZE), IT'S BEEN AN ORDINARY DAY.

 

BUT I DID HAVE MY FAVORITE WEEKLY MEAL AT MCDONALDS. DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, MED FRIES, SENIOR DRINK, AND BEST OF ALL, A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE. ALL FOR $3.50+TAX.

 

I DON'T GET DISCOURAGED, I JUST MOVE ON. AS LONG AS I PROTECT MY HEAD, I'M OK. I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE MY WIFE DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY SET THE ALARM CLOCK AGAIN. I'M GOING TO READ BECAUSE I KNOW I WILL BE UP AT 2AM.

 

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Marty,

 

You forgot: posterior, fanny and rump. If you're going to fall alot you need a lot of euphemisms to describe those times. Have you thought of getting wearing football protective gear?

 

Jean

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marty,

if it makes you feel any better, i busted my ass falling yesterday too and have the bruise to prove it!! although you can't see it, i can CERTAINLY feel it. i feel your pain sweetie.

 

why do you sit naked at the computer? just curious. lol

 

 

kim roflmao.gifroflmao.giflaugh.giflaugh.gif

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KIM,

 

I DON'T ACTUALLY SIT AT THE COMPUTER NAKED, JUST TOPLESS. BY THE WAY YOU CAN KISS MY BBO-BOO IF I CAN KISS YOURS. pash.gif

 

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Hey, I want into this boo-boo kiss in! I might have to fake fall to get a few but that can be arranged.

 

Jean

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marty,

 

are you trying to tell me to kiss your ass? lol

you don't want to kiss mine, i can tellya. my bruise is the size of delaware and several shades of purple!!!!! aint a pretty sight. better than the last time though, it was my face that met the counter top. at least this last one is easier to hide!!!!!

 

 

happy toppless typing

 

kim giggle.gifgiggle.gifgiggle.gif

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I'm sorry I read this SO late, (I'm sorry) I missed the booboo kissing.

 

Just to make ya feel better, there's hardly a day that goes by(in this warm weather) that I don't land on my keister (another word Jean)in my garden, its too funny to see me peeking up over my 3 foot fence to see what neighbor I just made a fool out of myself in front of..( | ) pash.gifroflmao.gif I'm also bad at spinning around from the dishwasher too, the kids just tease me and tell me to stop hittin the bottle

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