BALANCE IS MY NEMESIS
GEE, THIS IS FUN. I CAN SIT HERE NAKED AND TYPE AWAY. OK, OK, I'LL PUT SHORTS ON.
ANYHOW BACK TO THE TOPIC. I WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO PUT A GLASS IN THE DISHWASHER. I BACKED UP AND STARTED TO TURN. MY FOOT CAUGHT AND I FELL FLAT ON MY ASS. (SORRY....BUTT...REAR...QUESTER.....WHATEVER). I MADE A LOT OF NOISE BECAUSE I WAS NEXT TO THE POT AND PAN SHELF. I NEVER KNEW MY WIFE COULD MOVE SO FAST. SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HER. ALSO TOOK ONE OF MY CAT'S 9 LIVES.
IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK A TUMBLE AND I THOUGHT THINGS WERE IMPROVING. BACK ON THE SAND TOMORROW. OTHER THAN GOING TO WATER THERAPY THIS MORNING AND WALKING THE OUTDOOR MALL IN 90 DEGREE WEATHER (THERE WAS A SLIGHT BREEZE), IT'S BEEN AN ORDINARY DAY.
BUT I DID HAVE MY FAVORITE WEEKLY MEAL AT MCDONALDS. DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, MED FRIES, SENIOR DRINK, AND BEST OF ALL, A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE. ALL FOR $3.50+TAX.
I DON'T GET DISCOURAGED, I JUST MOVE ON. AS LONG AS I PROTECT MY HEAD, I'M OK. I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE MY WIFE DIDN'T ACCIDENTALLY SET THE ALARM CLOCK AGAIN. I'M GOING TO READ BECAUSE I KNOW I WILL BE UP AT 2AM.
MARTY
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