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JULY 4 WITH A BANG


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WELL, IN 6 HOURS, I REPORT FOR A COLONOSCOPY. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE GONE THROUGH IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. YESTERDAY, I DRANK MY PRESCRIBED AMOUNT OF DRANO AND GINGER ALE. I STAYED AT THE COMPUTER MOST OF THE DAY TO OCCUPY MY MIND. ALL OF A SUDDEN.............BANG...............THE FIREWORKS INSIDE ME BEGAN. I COULD FIND MY WAY TO THE BATHROOM WHILE UNDER HEAVY GUNFIRE, IN THE MIDDLE OF A HURRICANE, WHILE BLINDFOLDED.

 

ANYHOW, I THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD BE QUIET. THEN I ANSWERED A POST ABOUT SOMEONE WHO WOULDN'T GO TO BE CHECKED AFTER HAVING QUESTIONABLE SYMPTOMS. I'M GETTING AGGRAVATED AND I CAN FEEL MY BLOOD PRESSURE RISING BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE TALKING TO A WALL. NOW DAYS, YOU JUST CAN'T TAKE CHANCES. IN BETWEEN POSTINGS, I DEVOURED MY MEALS OF JELLO AND POPSICLES. AS OF RIGHT NOW, I'VE LOST 4 POUNDS.

 

I TOLD MY WIFE I FIGURED OUT HOW WE CAN CUT OUR GROCERY BILL WAY DOWN, LOSE WEIGHT, AND MAKE DINNER PARTIES INEXPENSIVE. SHE POO-POOD THE IDEA.

 

SO ENDS MY 4TH OF JULY. NEXT YEAR, BACK TO HAMBURGERS, HOT DOGS, SAUERKRAUT, POTATO SALAD, AND WATERMELON.

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Marty,

 

I think I know the post you're talking about and that one really bothers me, too. It's just upsetting to see kids possibility throw their lives away because they probably have things they're afraid the doctor will tell them to stop doing---something they already know they shouldn't be doing anyway.

 

Jean

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Marty;

 

At least you had your own personal display of explosions and bangs biggrin.gif

 

I agree with the post problem. Everytime I see one like that I just want to yell at them "Quit asking about this stuff on the board and get your ass to the doctor!!!!". Just hope they don't have to use the line "Hindsight is 20/20".

 

Hope your next fourth sees you better;

Michael

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why do they name that stuff GOLYTELY anything but, sorry you had to do it on the fourth.....but it was abig bang (sorry couldn't resit)

well being clean as a whistle helps .......

about the post I think we all TRIED our best to explain...but when you are young you are invincible....(not) all we can do is hope!!!! we did our best to explain this is not fun......

hope the best for you today Bonnie

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I like that.... "Hindsight is 20/20"

 

Much better than the line I was going to use. Life is one big Pain in the butt.

 

Seriously, I am glad everything went well.

 

Charles beer.gif

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