TUSHEY IS ANOTHER WORD FOR REAR, RUMP, BACKSIDE, OR THE ALL FAMILIAR ASS, FOR THOSE WHO NEVER HEARD OF THE WORD.

SELLING A HOUSE IS A PAIN. YESTERDAY, MY AGENT TOLD ME THE HOUSE WOULD BE SHOWN BETWEEN 9 - 11AM TODAY. SO WE STRAIGHTENED UP, AND I OPENED BLINDS, TURNED ON LIGHTS AND OPENED SOME WINDOWS A LITTLE. I WENT OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE AND WHEN I CAME BACK THE BLINDS WERE PARTIALLY SHUT, THE LIGHTS WERE OFF, AND THE WINDOWS WIDE OPEN. YOU WOULD HAVE SWORN WE WERE GEORGE'S PARENTS FROM SEINFELD.

I RELISHED IN THE FACT THAT I COULD GET THE SUNDAY PAPER, HAVE BREAKFAST, AND SIP MY COFFEE WHILE READING. THEN THE AGENT CALLED THIS AFTERNOON AND SAID WE HAVE A SHOWING AT 9AM TOMORROW. OH WELL THE BEST LAID PLANS....................................... I'M NOT TOUCHING A THING.

SO I TOOK MY WIFE OUT TO DINNER AND WE HAD OMELETTES. HELL, I'M GOING TO MISS OUT ON ANOTHER HOME COOKED BREAKFAST TOMORROW.

MARTY