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Love poems



In accordance to the current blog theme on love, and because I have some twisted friends that send me hysterical emails here is the latest for the humor section of my blog.


Love Lines?


I thought that I could love no other.

Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue,

sugar is sweet and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


Of loving beauty you float with grace.

If only you could hide your face.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.

This describes everything you are not.


I want to feel your sweet embrace.

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.


I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.


My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?


My feelings for you no words can tell.

Except for maybe "go to hell".


What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime


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Hello All:


I am including a poem that I wrote on my wife's last wedding anniversary card. I think that this should express my love.


Roses are red, violets are blue

Thirty years ago, I said "I do"

We've had challenges since we met,

but the love of my life, I DID GET.




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sitting behind glass on D block

hostmichael's in a cell he cannot unlock

cause of all that he drank

he's in the "think tank"


lampshade on his head

his face is all red

i'm laughing with glee

that it's him and not me


who's got to call dad

and put him in shock!!!!!





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