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JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE


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A TREE ON LAND I OWN, FELL ON TO MY IDIOT, INBRED NEIGHBOR'S PROPERTY IN JUNE. TODAY I GET A NOTICE FROM HIS INSURANCE COMPANY THAT I OWE $400 FOR DAMAGE. IT SEEMS THE TREE CIRCIMCIZED A PLASTIC PELICAN ON THE WAY DOWN.

 

SO NOW I HAVE TO CAREFULLY MAKE SURE THE NEXT TREE THAT COMES DOWN HITS THE BAST*** ON THE HEAD.

 

I TOLD THE BRILLIANT GAL AT THE INSURANCE COMPANY IT WAS AN ACT OF GOD, AND TO SUE HIM (OR HER).

 

IT WAS WORTH $400 TO WATCH HIM GET AGGRAVATED.

 

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Marty,

 

Aren't neighbors fun. Don't let this guy give you another stroke. It isn't worth it.

 

Jean

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Gee Marty, you have the same type of neighbors I had (for the most part) and yes, in their way, they can cause strokes

 

Since when does circumcizing a plastic pelican cost $400. Those things sell for about $10-20? Your neighbor is the type that should get "his" and you should live to see it. Maybe not nice to say, but these types deserve it.

 

Maybe, you should find some "nice" new neighbors for him which will make him realize how great you were. Come to think of it, people like him, never would think that! Grr!

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MARTY,

 

WHY NOT NEXT TIME , TRANSPLANT A LARGE OAK TREE ON THE PROPERTY LINE WHICH RUNS DIRECTLY BY HIS HOUSE. SNEAK OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DURING A STORM AND CHOP IT DOWN??? THEN HE'LL HAVE A LEAKY ROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT BAST$#@**

 

 

LOL

 

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