JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE
A TREE ON LAND I OWN, FELL ON TO MY IDIOT, INBRED NEIGHBOR'S PROPERTY IN JUNE. TODAY I GET A NOTICE FROM HIS INSURANCE COMPANY THAT I OWE $400 FOR DAMAGE. IT SEEMS THE TREE CIRCIMCIZED A PLASTIC PELICAN ON THE WAY DOWN.
SO NOW I HAVE TO CAREFULLY MAKE SURE THE NEXT TREE THAT COMES DOWN HITS THE BAST*** ON THE HEAD.
I TOLD THE BRILLIANT GAL AT THE INSURANCE COMPANY IT WAS AN ACT OF GOD, AND TO SUE HIM (OR HER).
IT WAS WORTH $400 TO WATCH HIM GET AGGRAVATED.
MARTY
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