Marty, I don't know if this is true or not!! It could be an old wives tale.

The only way it can be found is you MUST return to the place of loss. That being the Motel,back seat of That Car,That Room of your Parents house, a field, Stairwell, or where ever you were.

Then you have to stand there and think really hard if that time was your first time?? If it WAS NOT, somebody is holding it waiting for your return, but you don't remember who it was. If it WAS the first time, they still got it, so its not misplaced, it may still be in circulation.

WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.

SCOOTERMAN,

IT'S NOT AN OLD WIVE'S TALE. I THINK I LOST IT TO AN OLD WIFE WHO IS NOW DECEASED. THE CAR HAS BEEN CRUSHED, SO I GUESS IT'S GONE FOREVER.

IT AIN'T COMING AROUND.

MARTY

I DUNNO FRED. I REALLY DON'T THINK I AM FOOLISH ENOUGH TO RETURN TO A FOREST IN THE MIDDLE OF A TORRENTIAL RAIN STORM TO LOOK FOR MINE!!!!!

P.S NOW I REALIZE WHY I LIKE STORMS AND CARWASHES!!!!!!!!

Guess that means I need to go to a cemetary near my hometown and find a crummy old white car and careless A-hole who seduced me.

i lost it in the same neighborhood i hang out in now...

maybe i'll recognize it.

but what will i do with it when i find it?

maybe we'll hang out

maybe she'll be angry for not 'saving' her

maybe she'll be as f*****-ed up as i was at 16

oh well...i'll think i'll have another virtual chocolate martini and ponder this

sandy