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DOCTORS AND VIRGINITY


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I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT VIRGINITY, BUT SINCE IT SEEMS TO BE THE TOPIC DU JOUR, WHAT THE HELL.

 

I TAKE BACK SOME OF THE NASTY THINGS I SAID ABOUT DOCTORS AND THEIR STAFFS. I WENT TO A NEW CARDIOLOGIST TODAY. FANTASTIC! HE WAS TERRIFIC AND THE NURSES AND OFFICE STAFF WENT FAR BEYOND THE NORM I'VE BEEN USED TO. NOW I HAVE AN INTERNIST, NEUROLOGIST, AND CARDIOLOGIST I HAVE THE UTMOST CONFIDENCE IN. I GUESS YOU JUST SEARCH UNTIL YOU FIND GOOD ONES.

 

BACK TO VIRGINITY. I LOST MINE 50 YEARS AGO, AND STILL CAN'T FIND IT. WHAT A THING TO MISPLACE!

 

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Marty, I don't know if this is true or not!! It could be an old wives tale.

 

 

The only way it can be found is you MUST return to the place of loss. That being the Motel,back seat of That Car,That Room of your Parents house, a field, Stairwell, or where ever you were.

 

Then you have to stand there and think really hard if that time was your first time?? If it WAS NOT, somebody is holding it waiting for your return, but you don't remember who it was. If it WAS the first time, they still got it, so its not misplaced, it may still be in circulation.

WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND.

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SCOOTERMAN,

 

IT'S NOT AN OLD WIVE'S TALE. I THINK I LOST IT TO AN OLD WIFE WHO IS NOW DECEASED. THE CAR HAS BEEN CRUSHED, SO I GUESS IT'S GONE FOREVER.

IT AIN'T COMING AROUND. sad.gif

 

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I DUNNO FRED. I REALLY DON'T THINK I AM FOOLISH ENOUGH TO RETURN TO A FOREST IN THE MIDDLE OF A TORRENTIAL RAIN STORM TO LOOK FOR MINE!!!!!

 

 

P.S NOW I REALIZE WHY I LIKE STORMS AND CARWASHES!!!!!!!! bungee.gifbungee.gifbungee.gifbungee.gif

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Guess that means I need to go to a cemetary near my hometown and find a crummy old white car and careless A-hole who seduced me.

 

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i lost it in the same neighborhood i hang out in now... Beer-Chug.gif

 

maybe i'll recognize it. Wave.gif

 

but what will i do with it when i find it? Ponder.gif

 

maybe we'll hang out Cheers.gif

 

maybe she'll be angry for not 'saving' her Furious.gif

 

maybe she'll be as f*****-ed up as i was at 16 notworking.gif

 

oh well...i'll think i'll have another virtual chocolate martini cocktail.gif and ponder this giggle.gif

 

sandy Goodnight.gif

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