WHAT A WEEK! MY FATHER-INLAW IS BACK IN THE HOSPITAL IN FLORIDA. WE HAVE A GARAGE SALE SCHEDULED FOR SATURDAY. MY WIFE ANNOUNCED THAT SHE WANTS TO GO TO FLORIDA FOR A WEEK, LEAVING SATURDAY. I'LL BE ALONE SO DOES ANYBODY WANT A HOUSEGUEST FOR A WEEK? THE BUYER'S REAL ESTATE AGENT FORGOT TO TELL HIS BANK THAT ALL PAPERWORK HAD TO BE DONE BY SEPT. 8, SO THEY SCHEDULED THE APPRAISAL FOR SEPT. 12. I HAVE A PINCHED NERVE IN MY NECK THAT'S DRIVING ME NUTS.

I'VE BEEN WATCHING CNN AND MY PROBLEMS ARE SO MINISCULE. MY LIFE, AS IT IS, IS STILL INTACT. ONE MORE LOST CHILD ON TV, AND I'M GOING TO LOUISIANA. THIS IS TOO CLOSE TO HOME.

MARTY