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PIcking on the Southern Folk


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1) How can you tell a Southern man is married?

By the tobacco stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

2) Did you hear that they've changed the drinking age to 32 in Alabama?

They want to keep drinking out of the high school.

3) His widow is furrious, she can't touch a penny of her inheritance until she's 16.

4) Redneck Vasectomy

 

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was

enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to

his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to

have

any more children.

 

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that

could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly

alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb

(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then

hold the can and count to 10.

 

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the

world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can and

holding it is going to help me."

 

"Trust me," said the doctor.

 

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He

held the can up tightly and began to count:

 

"1"

 

"2"

 

"3"

 

"4"

 

"5"

 

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and

resumed counting on his other hand.

 

Don't egg me for my presentation of truth.

Yes, I do realize, these are just stereotypes of certain people and not true for all people in that area.

 

So, go ahead and tell some tales about Iowa people.

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OH JANICE,

 

ARE YOU GONNA GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. JUST AS SOON AS I CAN THINK OF A BETTER ONE ABOUT YANKS THAN YOU DID ABOUT SOUTHERNERS!!!!!

 

P.S DO YOU GET CORN HUSKS IN YOUR HAIR WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR CAR?????????

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COME ON FRED, CHARLES, LIZ, BREZIE, STAN AND MICHAEL AND THE REST OF OUR SOUTHERN GANG !!!!!!! WHERE ARE YA'LL ? I MEAN WHERE ARE YOUS GUYS!!!!! ???????? LOL bouncesmile.gifbouncesmile.gif

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Ok, you asked for it.

 

1) Why did the Yankee cross the road?

Alternate side of the street parking.

 

2) How many Yankees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It gets so dark on winter nights that they need the big fluorescent tubes.

 

3) What do you find scrawled on the walls of restrooms in Maine?

Yankee doodles.

 

4) Why did Bobby get so frightened in Myrtle Beach that he asked his parents to take him back home to Massachusetts?

He heard it was rabbit hunting season.

 

5) In what way is an adulterous stallion like the Delaware River?

He has a filly (Philly) on the side.

 

There some one liners. I might be back with other jokes.

 

Michael

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lol michael and janice!!!!! lololol i think u struck a nerve of truth with kimberly seeing as how shes from ala dam bama lol

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