Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries

>are getting weak?

>

>Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there

>is not enough?

>

>Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion

>stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

>

>Whydoesn't glue stick to the bottle?

>

>Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

>

>Whydoesn't Tarzan have a beard?

>

>Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you

>throw a revolver at him?

>

>Whydo Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

>

>Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

>

>If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

>

>Whyis it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles

>are always white?

>

>Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

>

>Whydo people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that

>something new to eat will have materialized?

>

>Whydo people keep running over a string a dozen times with their

>vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down

>to

>give the vacuum one more chance?

>

>Whyis it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first

>try?

>

>How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

>

>When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a

>shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all

>right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you

>stupid idiot?"

>

>Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling

>off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

>

>In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer

>when we complained about the heat?

>

>How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

>

>And FINALLY...The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four

>persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your

>three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.