OK. LET ME EXPLAIN. I AM NOT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN A MAN. HOWEVER, THE STATE OF KENTUCKY (WHERE I RECENTLY MOVED) PUT ME DOWN ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE AS A MALE......******************* I DIDN'T NOTICE IT, BUT THE SS OFFICE DID AND WANTS PROOF I AM A WOMAN.

OK, BEING A MAN WOULD BE AN ASSET IN MY REAL ESTATE BUSINESS, BUT NO ONE WOULD BELIEVE IT. I AM 5 FT 2 ( BARELY) 135 POUNDS AND DO *******NOT LOOK LIKE A MAN**********************

HOMELAND SECURITY IS THEIR EXCUSE NOW THAT I HAVE TO PROVE I AM A WOMAN. I DIDN'T JUST DRIVE UP IN A BROKEN DOWN PICKUP WITH NO ID BUT A WORN OUT FISHING LICENSE TO GET A DRIVER'S LICENSE. THAT IN ITSELF TOOK AN ACT OF CONGRESS

HERE'S THE ID I HAVE

1) ALABAMA DRIVER'S LICENSE

2) DIVORCE DECREE ( STATE NOTORIZED DOCUMENT)

3) COPY OF SS CARD ( I LOST THAT THANG YEARS AGO)

4) COPY OF TAX RETURN

5) COPY OF 1099 WITH MY SS # ON IT

6) COPY OF BIRTH CERTIFICATE ( NOT CERTIFIED)

7) STATE REAL ESTATE APPRAISER'S LICENSE( OFFICIAL DOCUMENT)

8) MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE FROM THE LAST MARRIAGE ( STATE DOCUMENT)

9) OK, I DO HAVE A FISHING AND BOATING LICENSE.....LO LOL LOL

SO, THE STATE OF KENTUCKY GRANTED ME A LICENSE. GET THIS. THEY SAID....." DO YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR MOTORCYCLE LICENSE"

I SAID ........"WHUT?" I NEVER HAVE BEEN ON ONE. OK, ONCE WITH UNCLE JIMMY IN 1968. SOMEHOW I I GOT THAT LICENSE. I SAID "SURE, I'LL KEEP IT" LOL LOL LOL

ANYWAY, NOW THAT THEY HAVE ME LISTED AS A MALE, I HAVE TO PROVE I AM A FEMALE. I PAID THE STATE OF NORTH CAROLINA $61 TO RUSH ME MY CERTIFIED BIRTH CERTIFICATE. I HAVE IT IN MY FAT LITTLE HANDS. LOL

RECKON THEY WILL LET ME BE A WOMAN AGAIN?

LOL LOL LOL LOL

KIM :bop: :bop: :happydance: