Ok, I can't stop myself tonight;

Top 10 people who should be beat with a wiffle ball bat.

10. People who want you pet their pet tralantuas.

9. The pet tranlantua

8. People who tell me "they can pick a lock faster on TV"

7. People who cut you off and then blow their horns at you like it was your fault

6. People who rev their motors and inch forward at red lights, then don't move when it turns green

5. People who blows their horn at you when you're trying to turn because you won't pull out in front of that 18 wheeler.

4. People who have all the answers but don't know what the subject is

3. People who sue the cigerette companies because they got cancer after smoking for 40 years.

2. People who come up to me after I get out of my well marked locksmith van wearing my locksmith uniform and ask if I'm a locksmith.

and number 1. People who ask me to train them to be a locksmith so they can open a locksmith shop in town.