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THERE ONCE WAS A MAN FROM NANTUCKET


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LIMERICKS biggrin2.gif

 

i have always enjoyed them and could ALWAYS make up funny ones at the drop of a hat, until monstor stroke struck. however, a close friend i have made on this site, does EVERYTHING in his power to help motivate me to "rewire" my thinking, it has helped tremendously. anyway, a few days ago, he, being wittier than myself, extemporaneously blurted out a funny one he had just made up. i laughed until i CRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol_2.gif

 

 

SUDDENLY, one came to my mind , then another, and NOW i'm worrying the horns off a billy goat to him making these silly little poems up!!! happydance.gif

 

I WANT TO SHARE A FEW WITH MY FRIENDS HERE. sorry guys, it makes me think!!!!!!! roflmao.gif i am aware they are'nt that good, but i'll get better with practice, god help you all!!!

 

CHEFDENNY

 

I ONCE KNEW A CHEF NAMED DENNY

WHOSE RECIPES HE SHARED WERE A MANY

HIS FOOD'S ALWAYS TASTY

AND NEVER MADE HASTY

DINE WITH HIM AND YOU WILL GET A PLENTY cocktail.gif

 

 

 

 

 

ROD

 

 

I ONCE KNEW A MAN I'LL CALL ROD

SOME PEOPLE THINKS HE'S QUITE ODD

BUT HE IS NOT INSANE

INSTEAD REALLY A BRAIN

AND THINKS WITH HIS MIND NOT HIS BOD beer.gif

 

 

JANICE'S CAT QUARTZ

 

A FRIEND HAS A CAT WITH BUTT ISSUE

CARPET HAS TO GET WIPED WITH CLEAN TISSUE

HE SCRUBS HIS ASS ON THE FLOOR

FRIGHTENED, RUNS TOWARD THE DOOR

AND SAYS WITH HIS EYES "MOMMY I MISS YOU" roflmao.gif

 

MORE LATER, I'M SURE YOU CAN'T WAIT LOL happydance.gifhappydance.gifhappydance.gif

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I'm making a friend named Brasher,

She helps me smile, my woes to the trasher,

Her first name is Kim,

I wish i were thin,

With her car she's not a crasher.

 

silly.gif so I'm not very good at this, so what?

 

 

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Don't quit your day job......... joking, you have more guts then me I wouldn't have blogged those. roflmao.gif

They aren't bad Kim,

Pam

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I once knew a man who smoked So very much that he stroked

His friends and he were all choking

and

This has left me looking after the one stroking

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Jasmine came into the room while I was reading your new blog entry, I called her over, asked her to read. I only read the first paragraph, not the limericks yet, after reading she said, the first one I don't know about (she doesn't know Chef Denny is here.), she liked the second limerick the best. No coffee, no cigarettes, no sex, I'm in a new dimension almost. : + )

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Hi Kim:

 

Thanks for the sweet poem. It brought tears to my eyes smile.gif

 

SOoooooooooooooo I'm going to return the favor:

 

On Strokenet is a lady named Kim

who started writing poems on a whim.

People thought she was crazy

but she proved her brain isn't hazy,

although some people's view is dim.

 

 

Chef Denny roflmao.gif

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very good to all of my fellow poets!!!!! denny, you MAY have a hidden talent you should explore. lol

 

 

 

thanks guys

kim pash.gif

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