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I STILL REFER TO MEN( AND BOYS) WHO CALL ON A LADY AS A GENTLEMAN CALLER RATHER THAN DATE!!! THIS IS A GREAT SOURCE OF EMBARASSMENT TO MY 14 YEAR OLD STEPDAUGHTER. I LIKE OLD FASHIONED ROMANCE AND COURTSHIP. I DON'T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I'VE SAID "I DO" I'VE CERTAINLY SAID " I DON'T" MANY MANY MANY MORE TIMES!!
A MAN WHO CAN'T TAKE T
I KNOW I HAVE BLOGGED ABOUT THIS BEFORE, BUT IT GETS ON MY NERVES SO MUCH, HERE GOES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE NEVER LIKED THE HIGH PITCH SOUND OF A RINGING TELEPHONE AND EVEN MORE SO NOW THAN EVER BEFORE!!!!!! IT PIERCES THROUGH MY BRAIN LIKE A SHARP STICK IN THE EYE!!!!!! THAT'S WHY MY CELL HAS A SOFT TONE AND EVERYONE I LIKE, AND DON'T LIKE, IS PROGRAMMED IN SO IT WILL SAY"MARY CALLING" AND I CAN CHOOSE NOT TO ANSWER IT IF I SO DESIRE.
HOWEVER AT THE OFFICE, I DO NOT HAV
MARTY MARTY
HE'S SUCH A SMARTY
SILLY OLE' GUY
WITH A SPARK IN HIS EYE
HE SEEMS REALLY SWEET
AND FOR A YANK HE'S REAL NEAT ( I LOVE YANKS!!!!!)
HE HAS A DEEP MIND
THIS I DO FIND
HE'S A GOOD MAN REALLY
A FRIEND FOR SURE HE CAN BE
I LKE MARTY SO MUCH
IT'S A FEELING I CAN'T TOUCH
'CAUSE MARTY TRANSCENDS TIME
WITH HIS CHARM AND HIS RHYME
MARTY IS LIKE MY DADDY
IN THAT HE IS SWEET AND STEADY
A GOOD PERSON
THIS IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE THE MOST PERSONAL AND INTIMATE BLOG I WILL EVER DO. HOWEVER, IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I HAVE TO SHARE IT.
I HAVE BECOME VERY CLOSE FRIENDS WITH A MEMBER ON THIS SITE. HE HAS PROBLEMS WITH SPEECH AND READING ALOUD. I , ON THE OTHER HAND CAN'T READ NOVELS ANYMORE DUE TO LACK OF CONCENTRATION. I STILL TRY, BUT IT IS SO PAINFUL TO GO FROM 7 OR 8 BOOKS A WEEK TO BARELY BEING ABLE TO READ A NEWSPAPER. I USED TO READ WHEN I HAD BOUTS OF INSOMNIA, BUT NO LONGER CA
I CAN'T BLAME THE STROKE FOR MY WEIRDNESS. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WEIRD. MY WAY OF THINKING IS NOT THE WAY MOST NORMAL PEOPLE THINK. ALSO, I DO WEIRD THINGS MOST PEOPLE WOULD CONSIDER "STRANGE'. BELOW ARE SOME EXAMPLES.
1) WHEN I SEE A COMMERCIAL ABOUT MOST ANYTHING, FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION TO CONSTIPATION, IT STAYS ON MY MIND. THEN ALL THAT DAY WHEN I LOOK AT SOMEONE, I WONDER IF THEY HAVE THE PROBLEM.
2) WHEN I MEET A MAN, I WONDER WHAT TYPE OF UNDERWEAR HE HAS ON AND IT
MEN ARE SO DIVERSIFIED AND INTERESTING BECAUSE THEY ARE A DIFFERENT SPECIES THAN WOMEN. I FIND THEM FASCINATING. THERE ARE DIFFERENT "GROUPS" OF MEN, AND ALTHOUGH THIS IS GENERALLY SPEAKING, I HAVE MADE AN ATTEMPT TO "CLASSIFY" MEN INTO CATEGORIES.
NURD: HE CAN BE BOYISH, HANDSOME, OR DOWNRIGHT UGLY TO LOOK AT, BUT HE HAS CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS COMMON TO GEEKISM. HE IS ALWAYS BRILLIANT, WITTY, AND PREPARED. NURDS ARE FUN TO BE AROUND BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS A MENTAL CHALLENGE AN
WELL, MOST ALL OF THE BLOG COMMUNITY KNOW MICHAEL AND I ARE FREAKS OF NATURE AND TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING FROM UNDERWEAR TO TURDS!!!!!WE FINALLY KNOW WHY WE ARE SO ALIKE. THIS IS THE STRANGEST OF ALL CONVERSATIONS TO THIS POINT. HERE'S THE TRANSCRIPT, AS I REMEMEBER IT!!!!
M: HAVE YOU EVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP WHETHER FRIEND, FAMILY OR SPOUSE WHO JUST PLAIN OUT HAD POOR TASTE?
K: MMMMMMMMM HELL YEAH!!!!!!
M: I HAVE A STORY FOR YA, BUT IT MIGHT UPSET YOU.
K: GO
WELL YA'LL, I WONT BE AROUND A FEW DAYS. I'M FINALLY GOING TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS!!!!!!! ***************ALONE*****************************
NO TV, NO PHONE, NO COMPUTER. JUST ME, THE WATER, THE WOODS, AND SABRINA MY CAT. I CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT HER. I AM CAR SERVICED, PACKED UP, AND READY TO ROLL!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL MISS YA'LL!!!!!! BUT I'LL BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!! PROBABLY A LOT NICER TO BE AROUND TOO!!!!!!!
KIM
CHARLES AND LIZ ( CBRAMSEY, AND HIS WIFE SOUTHERN LADY) AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SOME TIME. OVER THAT PERIOD WE HAVE NOTICED THAT TWO OF OUR CATS HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE. WE HAVE FIVE CATS EACH, AND THEY HAVE ONE NAMED CHARLEY WHO IS A "TALKER" AND I HAVE ONE NAMED MINI WHO IS A "TALKER".
WHENEVER I AM ON THE PHONE WITH CHARLES, MINI KNOWS HIS VOICE, AND STARTS MEOWING. SOMETIMES CHARLEY WILL TALK BACK, BUT LATELY HE HAS BEEN PLAYING HARD TO GET. THIS HAS MINI VERY UPSET. SHE TRIES TO
EVERYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I'M A STRANGE PERSON DRAWN TO THE BIZARRE AND UNUSUAL. I CAN'T BLAME THAT ON THE STROKE!!!!! LOL. YESTERDAY WAS NO EXCEPTION. I HAVE BEEN FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BECOME CLOSE FRIENDS WITH MICHAEL( GREYHE/HOSTMICHAEL) WHO RIVALS ME IN THE "WEIRD" CATEGORY. IN FACT, WE ARE IDENTICAL TWINS WITH THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING GENDER AND TIME!!!!!
SO, WHEN ONE OF MY "STRANGE" THOUGHTS POPPED INTO MY HEAD TODAY, MICHAEL WAS THE FIRST( AND ONLY) LOL, PERSON WITH WHOM I C
********ATTN: THIS IS BEING PUBLISHED WITH STAN'S WRITTEN CONSENT*********
STAN
STAN STAN, HE DUH MAN
IF STAN CAN'T DO IT
CAN'T NOBODY CAN
STAN SO SILLY WIT DIS N DAT
CAN'T HEP HE FROM GEORGIA
NOW HOW BOUT THAT
STAN TALK FUNNY CUZ FROM DUH SOUTH
I CAN SAY CUZ I AM TOO
STAN GITE BIG MOUTH
BIG STAN IN LUV
PURTY GURL HE WIT
STAN OLE BOY PROB SHOOT DOVE
STAN SO SMART BUT ACT SO NOT
GITE FOLKS F
I USED TO WEAR TIGHT JEANS ALL THE TIME, BUT AS I GOT OLDER, QUIT FOR SOME REASON. I WENT SHOPPING WITH ASHLEY A FEW MONTHS AGO IN THE JUNIOR DEPARTMENT FOR HER SOME NEW CLOTHES. ASH GOES" KIM, I DON'T MEAN TO BE UNKIND, BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET SOME MORE FASHIONABLE CLOTHES".
I'M LIKE" THANKYOU VERY MUCH YOUNG LADY, BUT I LIKE THE WAY I DRESS!" ASH SAYS" BUT KIM, YOU ARE TOO CONSERVATIVE, LIVE A LITTLE!!!!!!!" SO I AGREE TO AT LEAST TRY SOME ON. ( I HATE TRYING ON CLOTHES) ANYWAY, B
THIS IS A WEIRD BLOG I'LL "OMIT" IT RIGHT UP FRONT.
SINCE THE STROKE I HAVE CRAVED PICKLES AND LEMONS. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SAY I HAVE BEEN PREGNANT SINCE DECEMBER 03. BUT SINCE MY STOMACH ISN'T GETTING BIGGER, AND I HAVE NO LABOR PAINS, SO I GUESS IT'S JUST A STRANGE PHENOMENON. SOME TIMES I FEEL LIKE IF I CAN'T SUCK ON A LEMON, OR EAT ONE OF THOSE JUMBO DILLS THAT COME IN THE LITTLE PACKAGE WITH ALL THE JUICE YOU GET AT CONVENIENCE STORES, I WOULD LOSE MY MIND!!!!!!!!
I COULD GO ROUND AND ROUND ALL DAY IN CIRCLES WONDERING WHAT IF???? IN FACT ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS SAID HE WAS GOING TO RENAME ME "WHAT IF BRASHER", A LONG TIME BEFORE THIS STROKE, GUESS THAT DIDN'T CHANGE!!!!!
SO TODAY, I THINK I'LL EXPLORE "WHAT IF" IN A DIFFERENT MORE POSITIVE LIGHT.
WHAT IF?????????
1) I WAS NEVER BORN
LOTS OF STUFF FLOWS THROUGH MY MIND,BUT, IN THE MINDSEST OF "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE", ONE THING COMES TO THE FOREFRONT.
I HAVE ACTUALLY
I SWEAR. SOMETIMES I FEEL STUPID BECAUSE I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE. BUT THE BETTER I GET, THE MORE I REALIZE THAT COMPARED TO MOST OF THE PEOPLE I DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASIS, I COULD AFFORD TO LOSE A FEW BRAIN CELLS. !!!!!!!!
IN ADDITION TO TRYING TO CONCENTRATE ON MY JOB WHICH REQUIRES MATH, READING, AND COGNITIVE SKILLS, WHICH IS HARD ENOUGH, I GET TO ANSWER PHONE CALLS ALL DAY AND THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF AN AVERAGE DAY. TIMES 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CALLER#1: MAY I SPEAK TO KEVIN
SOMETIMES INSECURITIES CAN MAKE ME FEEL INADEQUATE. IT TOOK A CLOSE FRIEND, TO MAKE ME FEEL MORE WHOLE AS A PERSON. THIS IS A POEM DEDICATED TO HIM.
MY FACE
SOME PEOPLE SAY MY FACE
IS PRETTY TO SEE
BUT WHAT THEY DON'T
AS I HAVE ALREADY POSTED ON THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS, MY FRIEND CHARLES RAMSEY IS IN THE HOSPITAL WITH STROKE SYMPTOMS. I AM SO UPSET I CAN'T CONCENTRATE. I HAVE TO BLOG IT SO I CAN EVEN FUNCTION. I HAVE MADE FRIENDS ON THIS SITE I LOVE VERY DEARLY. BUT CHARLES HAS BEEN A SUPPORTIVE BIG BROTHER TO ME FOR MANY MONTHS AND THERE ISN'T A DAY THAT GOES BY THAT WE DON'T COMMUNICATE.
I HAVE NEVER REALLY TOLD HIM JUST HOW MUCH HE MEANS TO ME, BUT NOW I KNOW I SHOULD HAVE DONE SO!!! IF I LOSE HIM, IT
IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY IT GOT ITS TITLE!!!!!!!!
OK, BETWEEN HUSBANDS, I MOVED TO ATLANTA AND WENT TO WORK FOR A BANK WITH LIKE 20 STORIES OF OFFICES. I MET A COMPUTER GEEK( WHY DO I ATTRACT THEM WHEN I CAN BARELY OPEN EMAIL?) LOL. HE WAS JUST MY TYPE. SMALL STATURED, DARK HAIR, FUNNY, AND INTELLIGENT!!!!!! HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING AS A SYSTEMS ANALYST FOR AN INVESTMENT FIRM.
COOL THINGS ABOUT HIM. HE WAS A GENIUS WHO SKIPPED GRADES AND G
i haven't said much about it, but hubby and i are split. oh, i'm gonna just have to pack up and MOVE cause in his eyes he can still come over to "get things" whenever. i am SICK TO DEATH OF IT AND HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, last night around midnight, i awoke to someone walking in my house. so far, dh has only come around in the day and usually when i'm not there. i keep mace ( industrial strength) on my nightstand. i quietly leaned over and dialed 9-11 and whispered "ther
dreams are very important to me now. mainly cuz i quit dreaming after stroke till a few months ago. i like to try and analyze them.
i can't figure this one out. here it is for you dream analysts to ponder.
I WAS A LADY BUG STUCK IN A SPIDER'S WEB. HE WAS ABOUT TO EAT ME FOR DINNER AND WAS ALREADY DRAINING ME OF BLODD. ALONG WALKS A BLACK CAT WITH REALLY DEEP EYES. HE BATS THE SPIDER OUT OF THE WEB WITH HIS CLAWS AND STEPS ON THE SPIDER. THEN, HE FREES ME FROM THE WEB AND
I HAVE ALWAYS RELIED ON MY SENSES, ALL SIX OF THEM. HOWEVER, I WAS SO NUMB THE FIRST YEAR AFTER THE STROKE( I HATE TO CALL "IT" MINE, MAKES IT SEEM LIKE MY FRIEND) THAT I DIDN'T, OR COULDN'T RELY ON THEM ANYMORE. THEN SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENED, ...... THEY CAME BACK!!!! TWOFOLD( EXCEPT SIGHT) OR MAYBE IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY SINCE I WENT WITHOUT THEM FOR A WHILE.
ANYWAY, THE LAST FEW MONTHS I HAVE BEEN BOMBARDED WITH MEMORIES AND THOUGHTS FLOODING INTO MY BRAIN BROUGHT ON BY "S
what does being in love FEEL like? i once thought i knew, but realize now that i do not.
i know what LOVE feels like, but what about being IN it? is there a difference? i really dunno. does it mean he's all you think about? or is that lust?. how does a person really know? does it mean you are willing to make sacrifices?. does it mean you are friends before anything else? does it mean that you will do anything FOR that person? is it an un named feeling in your heart that when you have
THAT MOVIE "FINAL DESTINATION" WHILE SILLY, AND POORLY ACTED, HAS A VALID MESSAGE: YOU CAN'T ESCAPE DEATH*****************
IT'S ABOUT SOME HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE STUDENTS( CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH, DOES'NT MATTER, ALL THE ACTORS WERE 30)ARE SUPPOSED TO TAKE A CLASS TRIP. AT THE LAST MINUTE ONE OF THEM HAS A PREMONITION THAT THE PLANE CRASHES AND THEY ALL GET OFF THE FLIGHT AND IT DOES CRASH. SO, THEY ESCAPED DEATH. BUT***** DEATH CHASES THEM DOWN. *******
i died the day i had
jean says we have to give credit to things like copyrights and stuff, so i have to give james bond, aka 007 aka MARTY credit for my even THINKING of this doozy. ( that's a southern word for REAL bad.) HE MADE ME THINK OF IT WITH A CERTAIN POST HE MADE. LOL. all DAY in fact.
ok, i have to preface this with down here in the south, we do NOT talk about SEX in mixed company. oh yeah, we wink, use body language, double entendres and the like, but we don't actually say S E X. THOSE THREE
i didn't realize my comment about the "mystery man" of my dreams would generate the plethora of comments to pam's blog and the numerous pm's and e-mails i have received!!!!!! uuummmmm, interesting subject huh?????
while i won't reveal his identity, he is SO nice it would cause him a world of embarrassment i'm sure, i WILL play the game with the girls of this site and give some hints. you may ask why? because it is good clean fun and we sour pusses need a laugh once in awhile!!!
