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MEN ARE SO DIVERSIFIED AND INTERESTING BECAUSE THEY ARE A DIFFERENT SPECIES THAN WOMEN. I FIND THEM FASCINATING. THERE ARE DIFFERENT "GROUPS" OF MEN, AND ALTHOUGH THIS IS GENERALLY SPEAKING, I HAVE MADE AN ATTEMPT TO "CLASSIFY" MEN INTO CATEGORIES.

 

 

 

NURD: HE CAN BE BOYISH, HANDSOME, OR DOWNRIGHT UGLY TO LOOK AT, BUT HE HAS CERTAIN CHARACTERISTICS COMMON TO GEEKISM. HE IS ALWAYS BRILLIANT, WITTY, AND PREPARED. NURDS ARE FUN TO BE AROUND BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS A MENTAL CHALLENGE AND WILL ARGUE WITH A YIELD SIGN. SURPRISINGLY, NURDS ARE OFTEN EXCELENT LOVERS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TWO SEPARATE PERSONALITIES. HIS PRIVATE AND PERSONAL LIVES ARE VASTLY DIFFERENT THAN THE AVERAGE MALE. NURDS MAKE GOOD HUSBANDS. THEY ARE LOYAL AND ONCE THEY FALL IN LOVE, THEY FALL REAL HARD!!!!!! biggrin2.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

STUD: THESE MEN ARE ALWAYS GOODLOOKING, USUALLY IN A CLASSIC SENSE. THEY ARE VERY INTELLIGENT, BUT USE THEIR INTELLIGENCE TO TRICK AND SNARE WOMEN. ONCE THEY HAVE MADE THEIR "CONQUEST" THEY LOSE INTEREST VERY QUICKLY AND MOVE ON TO THEIR NEXT "TARGET". YOU CAN HAVE FUN WITH A STUD BECAUSE THEY ARE VERY CHARMING AND GOOD LOVERS, ALBEIT, A BIT "REHEARSED". THEY WILL GO TO ANY LENGTHS AND SPARE NO EXPENSE TO ENTRAP THEIR CURRENT LOVE INTEREST. THEY DO THIS BECAUSE THEY ARE INSECURE ABOUT THEMSELVES. ONCE A STUD DROPS HIS BARRIERS AND ACTUALLY FALLS IN LOVE, HE BECOMES A HOPELESS HELPLESS LITTLE PUPPY. BE CAREFUL WITH THIS ONE, IF YOU DON'T KEEP HIS INTEREST, YOU ARE HISTORY. dry.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

SQUARE: USUALLY AVERAGE LOOKING WITH CAREFUL ATTENTION TO CLOTHING: IE: NEAT AND WELL PRESSED TO THE POINT OF OBSESSIVE. THIS MAN WON'T BE FOUND FISHING OR HUNTING, BE ASSURED. THIS IS THE MOST BORING OF ALL MEN. EVERYTHING HAS TO BE DONE A CERTAIN WAY AT A CERTAIN TIME OR IT MESSES UP HIS EQUILIBRIUM. HE HAS A PILL FOR EVERYTHING, AND WOULDN'T DREAM OF CHANGING AFTERSHAVE LOTIONS, DEORDORANT BRANDS, OR TRYING ANYTHING NEW. IF YOU CAN DEAL WITH HIS BORINGNESS, HE MAKES A GOOD HUSBAND BECAUSE HE'LL NEVER STRAY. AS A LOVER, IF YOU CAN STAND MAKING LOVE THE SAME EXACT WAY AT THE SAME EXACT TIME, YOU'LL BE HAPPY. lol_2.gif

 

 

 

 

 

OUTDOORSMAN: THESE MEN HAVE RODS, REELS, LURES( PROBABLY CUSTOM MADE) GUNS AND RIFLES OF ALL TYPES, A TOOL BOX ON THEIR TRUCKS, A GUN RACK, AND A CLOSET FULL OF CAMOUFLAGE. THEY ARE USUALLY RUGGEDLY HANDSOME AND GENTLE LOVERS WHEN IT ISN'T A HUNTING SEASON. THEY CAN COME FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE AND CAN BE A BIT BORING. THEIR INTERESTS ARE USUALLY NARROW AND LIMTED AND MOST OF THEM ARE NOT AS INTELLIGENT AS OTHER GROUPS OF MEN. THEY MAKE GOOD HUSBANDS IF YOU ENJOY PLENTY OF TIME ALONE, BECAUSE WHEN THE SEASON IS IN, WHICHEVER ONE IT MIGHT BE, YOU COULD BE IN LABOR BUT THEY WILL HAVE THEIR SITES SET ON A NINE POINT BUCK.

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ROMANTIC: THESE MEN DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO BE HANDSOME BECAUSE THEY ARE SUCH ROMANTICS THAT YOU WON'T NOTICE. THEY CRY AT A LOVESTORY TYPE MOVIE, AND WOULDN'T DREAM OF SHOWING UP AT YOUR DOOR WITHOUT FLOWERS. THEY ALWAYS KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO SAY BECAUSE DEEP IN THEIR HEARTS, THEY WERE BORN IN THE WRONG TIME PERIOD. THEY LONG FOR OLD FASHIONED WOMEN AND THINGS AND USUALLY LIKE FINE ART AND MUSIC. THESE MEN ARE EXCELLENT LOVERS. THEY ARE REALLY FUN TO BE AROUND BECAUSE THEY ARE SO POLITE AND CHARMING AND UNLIKE THE STUD, THEY ARE SINCERE. THESE MEN MAKE EXCELLENT HUSBANDS BUT CAN BE A BIT OVERWHELMING, BECAUSE THEY ARE CONSTANTLY SHOWING AFFECTION. giggle.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

BORE: THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST TYPE OF MAN THERE IS ON THE PLANET. HE'S RUDE, CRUDE, NEVER SAYS THE RIGHT THINGS AND LACKS SOCIAL SKILLS AND GRACE OF ANY TYPE. THIS MAN IS UGLY TO ME NO MATTER HOW HE LOOKS ON THE OUTSIDE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TYPE OF LOVER HE IS BECAUSE I WOULDN'T LET THIS TYPE TOUCH ME WITH A TEN FOOT POLE. MY GUESS HOWEVER, WOULD BE NOT VERY GOOD. NOT ONLY WOULD THEY MAKE A HORRIBLE HUSBAND, THEY ARE JUST PLAIN OUT BAD PEOPLE. THEY CARE ABOUT NO ONE BUT THEMSELVES AND IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS. angry.gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

IDEAL MAN: THIS WOULD BE A BALANCE BETWEEN THE NURD, OUTDOORSMAN, AND ROMANTIC. A HEALTHY MIX OF THESE THREE TYPES IS THE IDEAL MAN. HE'S BRILLIANT, ROMANTIC, AN EXCELLENT LOVER, AND MAY EVEN WRITE POETRY. HE'S SENSITIVE AND NICE LOOKING, YET SECURE ENOUGH ABOUT HIMSELF NOT TO SMOTHER HIS WOMAN TO DEATH. HE LIKES NATURE, BUT DOESN'T HAVE TO "OVERKILL" TO PROVE IT. THIS MAN MIGHT BE FOUND FISHING, BOATING, HIKING NATURE TRAILS, OR ENJOYING THE BEACH. THIS MAN IS THE IDEAL HUSBAND BECAUSE HE IS SINCERE, SWEET, HONEST AND LOYAL. gleam.gif

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After careful consideration, I think my hubby fits in the ideal catagory. pash.gif

It's just too bad, I don't fit the ideal woman catagory.

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Kim,

 

Where do the jocks, yuppies and GQ guys fit in your list of classifications? How about Mr. Decent and Dependable? Jocks and yuppies are my less favorite types of men.

 

Jean

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JEAN,

 

JOCKS FALL INTO THE OUTDOORSMAN, YUPPIES ARE BETWEEN NURD AND IDEAL, GQ IS CLOSELY RELATED TO STUD, AND MR DECENT AND DEPENDABLE IS CLOSELY RELATED TO SQUARE!!!!!!!

 

 

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Is it possible for a man to have "all the above" and be listed as OTHER??

YOU KNOW HOW SOME ARE MR. MACHO, ego's, been there, done that types, but can't remember where or when or even why.

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I think I go into the Mr. Wonderful category myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After all, HostPam said I was full of myself once. That is the closest category I could find!!!!!! beer.gifbeer.gifbeer.gif

 

Charles

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Kim,

I don't know where my fantassy man squeezes in, maybe the romantic.

 

Charles! When did I say that???? I have brain damage and don't remember! sad.gif

Pam

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kim:

 

after careful consideration of your type of men, I cold not place my hubby in any category, maybe you are missing mr. right category and that's where my hubby belongs

 

 

Asha

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