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PICKLES AND LEMONS


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THIS IS A WEIRD BLOG I'LL "OMIT" IT RIGHT UP FRONT. bouncesmile.gif

 

 

SINCE THE STROKE I HAVE CRAVED PICKLES AND LEMONS. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SAY I HAVE BEEN PREGNANT SINCE DECEMBER 03. BUT SINCE MY STOMACH ISN'T GETTING BIGGER, AND I HAVE NO LABOR PAINS, SO I GUESS IT'S JUST A STRANGE PHENOMENON. SOME TIMES I FEEL LIKE IF I CAN'T SUCK ON A LEMON, OR EAT ONE OF THOSE JUMBO DILLS THAT COME IN THE LITTLE PACKAGE WITH ALL THE JUICE YOU GET AT CONVENIENCE STORES, I WOULD LOSE MY MIND!!!!!!!! lol_2.gif

 

 

 

I KEEP LEMONS IN A BAGGIE IN MY PURSE, AND WON'T HESITATE TO PULL OUT MY POCKET KNIFE, SLICE IT OPEN, AND SUCK ON IT WHILE I'M DRIVING. I HAVE GOTTEN SOME STRANGE LOOKS SINCE I STARTED THIS BEHAVIOUR. I GUESS I SHOULD BE THANKFUL IT ISN'T CHOCLOATE OR JUNK FOOD I CRAVE, I DUNNO. BUT RIGHT NOW I AM *beep* BECAUSE SOME CO WORKER GOT MY LAST LEMON FROM THE KITCHEN AND USED IT TO SQUEEZE OVER HIS LUNCH!!!!!! angry.gifangry.gif

 

 

NOW, I HAVE TO MAKE A GROCERY STORE RUN TO SATISFY MY LEMON CRAVING!!!! AND MY BAGGIE IS EMPTY!!!!!!!! AND SOMEBODY POLISHED OFF THE LAST PICKLE IN MY PICKLE JAR!!!!!!! angry.gifangry.gif I WONDER IF MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE SPENT CHASING AFTER LEMONS AND PICKLES, I REALLY DUNNO AND HAVE MORE IMPORTANT FISH TO FRY RIGHT NOW, BUT I HAVE GOT TO HAVE A LEMON!!!!!!!!!! lol_2.gif

 

 

MAYBE IT MEANS I AM A SOUR PUSS!!!!!!!

 

 

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hey sour puss lol u got some srange cravings there gurl, mus b bama thang!!

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Ever considered pickle flavored potato chips? They actually taste like dill pickles and most people avoid them like the plague.

 

I've never tried straight lemon, but I love pickles. Maybe I'll try sucking on a lemon today just so I can say I've tried that.

 

While you're at the store pick me up a gallon of milk and a loaf of bread smile.gif .

 

Michael

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It would interesting to talk to a nutritionist to see if these two cravings are trying to tell you that your body needs some kind of mineral or vitamin that it is lacking.

 

Jean

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lemons r good with vodka and suger wat u do is take a slirp of vodka

dip the lemon in suger then suck it it dats called lemon drops

its fun lol beer.gif

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