THIS IS A WEIRD BLOG I'LL "OMIT" IT RIGHT UP FRONT.

SINCE THE STROKE I HAVE CRAVED PICKLES AND LEMONS. IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER I'D SAY I HAVE BEEN PREGNANT SINCE DECEMBER 03. BUT SINCE MY STOMACH ISN'T GETTING BIGGER, AND I HAVE NO LABOR PAINS, SO I GUESS IT'S JUST A STRANGE PHENOMENON. SOME TIMES I FEEL LIKE IF I CAN'T SUCK ON A LEMON, OR EAT ONE OF THOSE JUMBO DILLS THAT COME IN THE LITTLE PACKAGE WITH ALL THE JUICE YOU GET AT CONVENIENCE STORES, I WOULD LOSE MY MIND!!!!!!!!

I KEEP LEMONS IN A BAGGIE IN MY PURSE, AND WON'T HESITATE TO PULL OUT MY POCKET KNIFE, SLICE IT OPEN, AND SUCK ON IT WHILE I'M DRIVING. I HAVE GOTTEN SOME STRANGE LOOKS SINCE I STARTED THIS BEHAVIOUR. I GUESS I SHOULD BE THANKFUL IT ISN'T CHOCLOATE OR JUNK FOOD I CRAVE, I DUNNO. BUT RIGHT NOW I AM *beep* BECAUSE SOME CO WORKER GOT MY LAST LEMON FROM THE KITCHEN AND USED IT TO SQUEEZE OVER HIS LUNCH!!!!!!

NOW, I HAVE TO MAKE A GROCERY STORE RUN TO SATISFY MY LEMON CRAVING!!!! AND MY BAGGIE IS EMPTY!!!!!!!! AND SOMEBODY POLISHED OFF THE LAST PICKLE IN MY PICKLE JAR!!!!!!! I WONDER IF MY LIFE IS GOING TO BE SPENT CHASING AFTER LEMONS AND PICKLES, I REALLY DUNNO AND HAVE MORE IMPORTANT FISH TO FRY RIGHT NOW, BUT I HAVE GOT TO HAVE A LEMON!!!!!!!!!!

MAYBE IT MEANS I AM A SOUR PUSS!!!!!!!

KIM