TIGHT JEANS
I USED TO WEAR TIGHT JEANS ALL THE TIME, BUT AS I GOT OLDER, QUIT FOR SOME REASON. I WENT SHOPPING WITH ASHLEY A FEW MONTHS AGO IN THE JUNIOR DEPARTMENT FOR HER SOME NEW CLOTHES. ASH GOES" KIM, I DON'T MEAN TO BE UNKIND, BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET SOME MORE FASHIONABLE CLOTHES".
I'M LIKE" THANKYOU VERY MUCH YOUNG LADY, BUT I LIKE THE WAY I DRESS!" ASH SAYS" BUT KIM, YOU ARE TOO CONSERVATIVE, LIVE A LITTLE!!!!!!!" SO I AGREE TO AT LEAST TRY SOME ON. ( I HATE TRYING ON CLOTHES) ANYWAY, BY THE TIME WE LEFT, I HAD A WARDROBE TO RIVAL HERS!!!!!!! LOL
ONE THING I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT TIGHT JEANS, WHEN THEY ARE WASHED AND DRIED THEY ARE REALLY REALLY TIGHT TILL YOU WEAR THEM ALL DAY. AND SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED HOW I DID IT IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!! GET A WATER SPRAY BOTTLE, LAY ON THE BED, SPRAY THE JEANS AND STRETCH THEM OUT TILL YOU CAN GET THEM ZIPPED UP AND BUTTONED!!!!!! THEN "DO SQUATS" LOL
AND THE WHOLE TIME I'M DOING THIS AGE OLD RITUAL I AM LAUGHING OUTLOUD AT MYSELF. HOW STUPID, HOW SILLY, HOW RIDICULOUS, ALL THIS WORK TO FIT INTO A PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!! AT FIRST, I COULDN'T BREATHE
( THIS IS ON MY MIND CUZ I'VE GOT THEM ON TODAY) IT DOES WONDERS FOR YOUR POSTURE THOUGH. IF YOU DON'T SIT UP STRAIGHT, YOU ARE IN MAJOR PAIN!!!!!
IT'S ALSO GOOD FOR ANOTHER THING, YOU CAN'T EAT!!!!! IF YOU DO, MORE PAIN. WELL,AFTER WALKING PROPERTIES TODAY, STOOPING, BENDING AND CLIMBING, NOW THE JEANS ARE LOOSE AGAIN. THANK GOD!!!!!!!! I DON'T SEE HOW I DID THIS EVERY DAY AS A TEENAGER. I THINK I WILL GO BACK TO KAHKIS, AND LET THESE JEANS HANG IN THE CLOSET FOR AWHILE!!!!!!!
P.S WHY DO I HAVE TO BE IN PAIN TO BE FASHIONABLE???????????????? THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY.
KIM
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