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TIGHT JEANS


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blush.gif I USED TO WEAR TIGHT JEANS ALL THE TIME, BUT AS I GOT OLDER, QUIT FOR SOME REASON. I WENT SHOPPING WITH ASHLEY A FEW MONTHS AGO IN THE JUNIOR DEPARTMENT FOR HER SOME NEW CLOTHES. ASH GOES" KIM, I DON'T MEAN TO BE UNKIND, BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET SOME MORE FASHIONABLE CLOTHES". angry.gif

 

 

I'M LIKE" THANKYOU VERY MUCH YOUNG LADY, BUT I LIKE THE WAY I DRESS!" ASH SAYS" BUT KIM, YOU ARE TOO CONSERVATIVE, LIVE A LITTLE!!!!!!!" SO I AGREE TO AT LEAST TRY SOME ON. ( I HATE TRYING ON CLOTHES) ANYWAY, BY THE TIME WE LEFT, I HAD A WARDROBE TO RIVAL HERS!!!!!!! LOL lol_2.gif

 

 

 

ONE THING I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT TIGHT JEANS, WHEN THEY ARE WASHED AND DRIED THEY ARE REALLY REALLY TIGHT TILL YOU WEAR THEM ALL DAY. AND SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED HOW I DID IT IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!! GET A WATER SPRAY BOTTLE, LAY ON THE BED, SPRAY THE JEANS AND STRETCH THEM OUT TILL YOU CAN GET THEM ZIPPED UP AND BUTTONED!!!!!! lol_2.gif THEN "DO SQUATS" LOL giggle.gif

 

 

AND THE WHOLE TIME I'M DOING THIS AGE OLD RITUAL I AM LAUGHING OUTLOUD AT MYSELF. HOW STUPID, HOW SILLY, HOW RIDICULOUS, ALL THIS WORK TO FIT INTO A PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!! AT FIRST, I COULDN'T BREATHE

( THIS IS ON MY MIND CUZ I'VE GOT THEM ON TODAY) IT DOES WONDERS FOR YOUR POSTURE THOUGH. IF YOU DON'T SIT UP STRAIGHT, YOU ARE IN MAJOR PAIN!!!!! dry.gif

 

 

IT'S ALSO GOOD FOR ANOTHER THING, YOU CAN'T EAT!!!!! IF YOU DO, MORE PAIN. WELL,AFTER WALKING PROPERTIES TODAY, STOOPING, BENDING AND CLIMBING, NOW THE JEANS ARE LOOSE AGAIN. THANK GOD!!!!!!!! I DON'T SEE HOW I DID THIS EVERY DAY AS A TEENAGER. I THINK I WILL GO BACK TO KAHKIS, AND LET THESE JEANS HANG IN THE CLOSET FOR AWHILE!!!!!!! lol_2.gif

 

 

 

P.S WHY DO I HAVE TO BE IN PAIN TO BE FASHIONABLE???????????????? THERE HAS TO BE ANOTHER WAY.

 

 

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Now you will get to exercise your brain some more in trying to think why you bought them and struggle to wear them. When your brain is finished processing that information you will have regenerated some new cells and loss some inches. hiya.gif

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Kim, Kim, Kim,Kim, Kim,

WHAT ARE YOU NUTS??????????? Don't you think all the other stuff we females do for vanities sake is enough? Don't put yourself through that nonsense. Said of course from the one who never wears make up and I leave the house without it!

Pam

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kim kim kimberly congrats for u anyway hun, i havnt been brave enough to even try jeans yet cus i know ill loose my cool tryin to figure out how ta zip and button da darn thangs so congrats to u anyway,one day i might b brave enough to ponder dat way but why put urself threw all dat jus do like u said wear ur kahki's dars all fine hun

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I saw ELVIS on TV pumping gas in Birmingham . go let him check out your new duds..

 

Thank you.. thank you very much..smile.gif Tom

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MICHAEL,

 

 

leave it to you to think of an old fashioned torture for women with your renaissance mind. FRED, you make a good point there, and yes it's easy to lose inches when one can't eat. PAM, pam pam pam pam pam!!!! lol ty for your advice, you KNOW i won't leave the house without lipstick. STAN, you'll get back in those jeans, i know it, just hope they aint tight like dat. lol, and TOM, is elvis REALLY in birmingham??????

 

lol lol lol lol lol

 

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