KITTY MARRIAGE
CHARLES AND LIZ ( CBRAMSEY, AND HIS WIFE SOUTHERN LADY) AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SOME TIME. OVER THAT PERIOD WE HAVE NOTICED THAT TWO OF OUR CATS HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE. WE HAVE FIVE CATS EACH, AND THEY HAVE ONE NAMED CHARLEY WHO IS A "TALKER" AND I HAVE ONE NAMED MINI WHO IS A "TALKER".
WHENEVER I AM ON THE PHONE WITH CHARLES, MINI KNOWS HIS VOICE, AND STARTS MEOWING. SOMETIMES CHARLEY WILL TALK BACK, BUT LATELY HE HAS BEEN PLAYING HARD TO GET. THIS HAS MINI VERY UPSET. SHE TRIES TO LICK THE PHONE WHEN SHE HEARS CHARLEY. I TOLD MINI THAT THIS WAS VERY UNSOUTHERN, BUT SHE WON'T QUIT CHASING AFTER CHARLEY.
WE CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO WITH THESE KITTIES. CHARLEY IS A YANKEE HAVING BEEN RAISED IN MICHIGAN, AND MINI IS A SOUTHERNER. MAYBE CHARLEY HAS AN ACCENT SHE LIKES, OR IT COULD BE SHE LIKES YOUNGER MEN. CHARLEY IS 28 IN CAT YEARS, AND MINI IS 42. WE REALLY DON'T KNOW. BUT IF CHARLEY "COMES AROUND" WE HAVE DECIDED TO LET THEM GET MARRIED.
MR. AND MRS. CHARLEY RAMSEY!!!!!!!!! I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU KITTY AND KITTY!!!!!!!! YOU MAY NOW LICK THE BRIDE
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