SEX
jean says we have to give credit to things like copyrights and stuff, so i have to give james bond, aka 007 aka MARTY credit for my even THINKING of this doozy. ( that's a southern word for REAL bad.) HE MADE ME THINK OF IT WITH A CERTAIN POST HE MADE. LOL. all DAY in fact.
ok, i have to preface this with down here in the south, we do NOT talk about SEX in mixed company. oh yeah, we wink, use body language, double entendres and the like, but we don't actually say S E X. THOSE THREE LITTLE LETTERS MEAN SO MUCH. always have. so i started thinking about SEX and these thoughts came to mind, AND won't go away, so i have to BLOG THEM AWAY SO I CAN FUNCTION.
1) USED AS VERB
A) SEX yourself up for later
B) SEX YOU!!!
2) USED AS NOUN
A) having SEX
B) THAT man IS SEX
3) AS EXPRESSIONS
A) now THAT oufit screams SEX
B) he's got SEX on the brain
c) you can see SEX in her eyes
4) each of our senses SCREAM for sex. i wont name them. go back and remember 4th grade health class.
5) SEX explains why we are BOMBARDED with commercials for "feminine dryness", and "erectile dysfunction", etc. how on EARTH did this world get populated before television?
6) SEX can cause and stop wars. SEX can unite or split families. SEX can turn a friendship into a lifetime committment or ruin it.
7) SEX can be disgusting or SEX can be intimate. :
8) SEX can bond lifetime committments, or make them sour.
9) SEX can be non-existent in a powerful and deep relationship, and SEX can be RAMPANT in a weak, stagnant, and dying one.
10) SEX, is more than a "little three letter word." with it or without it, it can change our lives. it's not SEX, it's our PERCEPTION of it, that matters. and if we are INTERESTED in having a "mate", it's IMPERATIVE that these "PERCEPTIONS" are compatible.
ok, i just said SEX more in this blog than i have in my life. it's OUT in the open now, i can QUIT thinking about it and work. marty, next time, PALEASE save your SEX talk for after 5pm************ CENTRAL.
MY DOLLARS WORTH ON THE TOPIC
KIM
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