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DARNED CATS


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IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY IT GOT ITS TITLE!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

 

 

 

 

OK, BETWEEN HUSBANDS, lol_2.gif I MOVED TO ATLANTA AND WENT TO WORK FOR A BANK WITH LIKE 20 STORIES OF OFFICES. I MET A COMPUTER GEEK( WHY DO I ATTRACT THEM WHEN I CAN BARELY OPEN EMAIL?) LOL. HE WAS JUST MY TYPE. SMALL STATURED, DARK HAIR, FUNNY, AND INTELLIGENT!!!!!! HE WORKED IN THE BUILDING AS A SYSTEMS ANALYST FOR AN INVESTMENT FIRM. biggrin.gif

 

COOL THINGS ABOUT HIM. HE WAS A GENIUS WHO SKIPPED GRADES AND GRADUATED HIGHSCHOOL WHEN HE WAS BARELY 16. HAD A MASTER DEGREE BY AGE 21. HE WAS ON THE OLYMPIC SWIM TEAM ONE TIME AS WELL. AND HE, WITH HIS PARENTS HELP DEVELOPED A PATENT AND SOLD THE RIGHTS TO IT TO COCA COLA WHEN HE WAS 14 YEARS OLD. SO HE HAD THOUSANDS IN A TRUST FUND HIS PARENTS WOULD'NT LET HIM TOUCH TIL HE WAS 30 TO TEACH HIM THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR. biggrin2.gif

 

 

BUT HE HATED CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sad.gifangry.gifsad.gif

 

SO, ANYWAY WE DATED FOR OVER A YEAR AND THEN OUT COMES THE DIAMOND RING ONE NIGHT. I SAID , JEFF, I AM NEVER GETTING MARRIED AGAIN!!!!!!!( HA)

LONG STORY SHORT, AFTER BEGGING FOR WEEKS, HE GAVE UP AND POINT BLANK ASKED ME WHY I WOULD'NT MARRY HIM. I SAID, WELL, OTHER THAN I NEED MORE TIME TO GET OVER THIS LAST ONE, YOU HATE CATS AND I HAVE TO HAVE CATS IN MY LIFE, SORRY. HE SAYS" KIM, FOR YOU, I'LL LEARN TO LIKE THEM!!!!!"

 

 

BUT THAT WOULDNT BE THE SAME. I WOULD ALWAYS KNOW HE HATED MY BELOVED CATS. ANYWAY, HE MOVED BACK TO FLORIDA BUT BEFORE HE LEFT HE GAVE ME SOME ADVICE. HE GOES" KIM, REMEMBER MY FRIEND BILLY I MET AT ONE OF THOSE COMPUTER SHOWS I WENT TO LAST YEAR?" I SAID" HOW COULD I FORGET, YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING TO HIM ON THE PHONE AND IN CHAT AND HOW BRILLIANT HE IS, WHAT ABOUT HIM?

 

WELL, HE HAS DEVELOPED A NEW SOFTWARE PROGRAM, AND IT WILL BE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE. AND HE IS GOING PUBLIC NEXT WEEK ON THE STOCK MARKET. MY PARENTS ARE LETTING TAKE OUT $50,000 FROM THAT TRUST TO INVEST. TAKE EVERY DIME YOU HAVE AND PUT IT IN HIS COMPANY. ITS CALLED

 

 

MICROSOFT

 

 

 

ANYWAY, A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN I FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE COMPUTERS, I LOOKED HIM UP AND FOUND HIS E-MAIL. I SENT HIM ONE AND IT SAID" GOT ANY GOOD STOCK TIPS? LOL biggrin.gif

 

 

HE CALLED ME IMMEDIATLEY AND SAID" OMG I HAVE THOUGHT OF YOU ALMOST EVERY DAY IN OVER 20 YEARS!!!!!!!!" I SAID, YEAH, I THINK ABOUT YOU EVRY DAY WHEN I TURN ON COMPUTER AND IT SAYS WELCOME TO MICROSOFT WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!!!" LOL. SO, IF IT HAD'NT BEEN FOR THE DARNED CATS, I'D PROBABLY BE WITH JEFF. AT LEAST WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN. IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!! happydance.gifhappydance.gifhappydance.gif

 

 

 

I BELIEVE IN FATE

 

 

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Kim,

 

In the realm of stories about 'the one that got away' that has got to be one of the best I've ever heard.

 

Jean

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Kim, a geek is a geek always. Even with his millions. Would that have been worthwhile? Then again it's just as easy divorcing a rich geek as well as a poor adonis. At least, with the geek, the alimony is better. roflmao.gif
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welp kim ur correct fait has one waiting for you somewhere out there

maybe it was dat geek or maybe not u jus neva no hun hang wit da catas fo awhile as long as u feed them thy will allways luv ya hmmmm seems i remember dat name bout da microsoft guy anyway as u allready know im in aschool for computer programming but im no geek lol im a adonis geek if anything lol welp good luck wit ya kitty kitty puss meow meow

peace luv have a fantastic day beer.gif

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Your cats never made you feel bad about your appearance or what you said or did...unless you failed to feed them or clean their litter.

Their love is unconditional and they'll always give you that warm-fuzzy feeling when you stroke their fur.

Besides, you've learned how to relax from observing them. My kitties sleep upside down more than they do right side up. silly.gif

 

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