THE INTRUDER
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i haven't said much about it, but hubby and i are split. oh, i'm gonna just have to pack up and MOVE cause in his eyes he can still come over to "get things" whenever. i am SICK TO DEATH OF IT AND HIM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
anyway, last night around midnight, i awoke to someone walking in my house. so far, dh has only come around in the day and usually when i'm not there. i keep mace ( industrial strength) on my nightstand. i quietly leaned over and dialed 9-11 and whispered "there is an intruder in my house". bout that time this MAN, crawled into my bed and i MACED HIS ASS!!!!!!!! then i rolled out of bed, tripped over a cat, and ran to get ashley to get out of the house. 
about that time, DEAR HUBBY, WHO SMELLED LIKE A BREWERY , comes stumbling down the hallway with a red swollen face and whining "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
so, after i led him to the sink to wash his eyes out, the police are banging on the door. after i explained situation to them, they left, toungue in cheek.
after the swelling went down i said" you scared me to death and you got what you deserved!!!!!!" he says" i was only coming by to pick some things up" so i say" IN THE BED? what, you run out of sheets? AT MIDNIGHT? " 
bet he won't pull that stunt again.
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