TWO DAYS OF FREEDOM
my DEAR husband left this morning for an out of town golf tournament. I AM ESTATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO WHOLE DAYS OF PEACE.
1) I'M GONNA TURN THE AIR DOWN TO 65 DEGREES
2 ) I'M GONNA SPREAD OUT IN MY BED WITH ALL FIVE CATS
3 ) I'M GONNA MAKE MY FAVORITE FOOD
3) I'M GONNA WATCH RE-RUNS OF LAW AND ORDER AND ALL OF THE LIFETIME MOVIES I CAN WITHOUT INTERRUPTION
4) I'M GONNA WALK AROUND IN UNDERWEAR AND CHANGE CLOTHES IN MY BEDROOM WITHOUT BEING "ATTACKED"
5) I'M GONNA TALK ON THE PHONE WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY WITHOUT ANYONE EAVESDROPPING AND ASKING QUESTIONS
6) I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIM COMPLAIN AND WHINE, AND CLEAR HIS THROAT CUZ OF HIS ALLERGIES.
7) I CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY WITHOUT HIS BOUNCING AROUND AND FLIPPING ALL NIGHT
8) I WONT HAVE TO HEAR SPORTS RADIO IN THE MORNING WHILE I WATCH THE NEWS
9) I WON'T HAVE TO ANSWER STUPID QUESTIONS OR LISTEN TO HIM COMPLAIN ABOUT FIRST ONE THING AND THEN ANOTHER
10) I CAN GET IN MY VEHICLE WITHOUT HAVING TO MOVE THE SEAT, MIRROR, OR CHANGE THE RADIO STATION
I CAN RELAX AND JUST BE ME.
I LOVE GOLF
KIM
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