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Stroke Survivor, Caregiver, Husband, Wife, Mom Or Dad Or Relative


fking

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Where would we be after this experience if we didn't develop a sense of Humor??? I know..."We would be crazy by now."

 

Some light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak but that won't change any time soon! I been here 10 years already!

 

War does not determine who is right only who is left.

 

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad...

 

Behind every successful man is his woman but behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman! No, No, that's not why I been married four times and still alive!

 

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice!

 

To be sure of hitting your target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target..

 

Remember money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with!

 

Strokes can do funny things to the human brain you're never too old to learn something stupid. It just happens!!!!

 

I hope I made your day after you read this Blog??

Comments if you wish!!!!!!!!

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You made my day!! A couple if those I have heard, but a few I have never heard and they made me chuckle! Thank you for the smiles! :)

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What a smilling way to end my evening. I like the tomato is a fruit line. I'm sure I will refer back to you blog when i need a chuckle. Thanks Denise

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told skydiving joke today to my friend. he laughed a lot. I'm going to try to remember the war one. thank you fred!

 

david

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Fred,

You're not hanging on to some notion that you're still sane are ya? They say blissful ignorance keeps crazies happy.

I won't tell you if you don't tell me.

 

They made my day, thanks!

 

Maria

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