I'm HOT!
We're not talking "sexy" hot here - for that check Pam and Kim's blogs with their mystery men.
I'm talking HOT, set the room on fire, leave ashes in my wake, hot!
Ok, take the after effects of a stroke, mix in some menopause, stir in 90 degree weather, and I'm HOT!
One hot flash and get out of my way - I'm heading for the freezer to put a bag of peas on my neck.
Do not cross me when I'm this hot - you will get burned.
Do not waste my time telling me "this too shall pass", because I can bet you've never been this damn HOT.
I'm hot to the point I b*t*ched at Jerry, "all you ever do is suck up the cool air" - (that even sounded dumb for me.) like he was diverting the fans breeze all to himself.
But, I'm HOT! and I'm whining! And I'm off page two.
~V
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