I'm hiding from football - on Superbowl Sunday. It's not that I don't understand the game, I was a cheerleader in High School and College, so I understand it.

I just find it boring. And the pre-game pre-show stuff makes me crazy!

I guess my husband feels the same way about "E! Live from the red carpet" that I watch before any awards show - but, how else would you know what NOT to wear to the next "big event" you go to?

The black and white number Julia Robert's wore to the Oscars two years ago would be perfect for my next "big event". I'd really turn heads at the grocery store -lol , too bad that's the biggest event in my life right now.

"The award for the most creative use of ground beef in a situation comedy goes to...."

"I want to thank all the little people who wouldn't allow me to purchase a box of hamburger helper, and who encouraged me to make something other than meatloaf for dinner"

But you know, I'll look damn good accepting my award because I watched E! and I know what hideous fashion mistakes to avoid.

Suppose the husband feels the same way about football?

If a offensive line ever came after him at the water cooler at work - he know just what to do because he watched the pre-game pre-game show, and they analyzed all the possibilities. Twice.

Then again, last year he got fashion tips too. Nipple shields don't look good on anyone. even Janet Jackson.