I'm freaking drooping!

For months, my right bra strap has fallen off my shoulder. Inconvienient, and embarassing to say the least. Reaching into whatever I am wearing to jerk the strap into place.

I thought I've got to buy some new bra's but, I realized tonight that's not the problem. The bra's are fine. The freaking shoulder is drooping!

I looked in the mirror when I was getting ready to take a shower - (not a good idea in any case) - but, tonight was a rude awakening. The 10 lbs. that I've put on since my stroke aren't the only thing that I've avoided. My right side droops -all over!

Not just my smile, not just my eye.

My right boob's a half inch lower than the left one! And at 43, they weren't so perky to begin with!

My whole right side is drooping. Sliding into more than just old age!

I'm about as sexy as a doorknob!

As your body ages, they say, have sex on your back, all the wrinkles and flaws are pulled out by gravity. BS - if your 20 and stroke free - it's worth a try.

If you are 43, or older, and you've had a stroke, you are probably drooping too! And gravity won't help you!

No one warned me about this - so, I'm giving you fair warning.

A stroke can cause drooping!

It's not funny and it's not fair! To see that your shoulder (and your boob, because of your shoulder) is lower than other "separate but, equal parts", should be almost illegal! It's not easy to look at or acknowledge.

I'm freaking drooping. Are you? Let me know.