HIGH ANXIETY
YESTERDAY WAS A "NIGHTMARE".
I HAD ALL KINDS OF PLANS ON MY OFF DAY. CLEAN, GO TO THE GROCERY STORE, COOK FOR UPCOMING MEALS AND FREEZE THEM IN PORTIONS SO I DON'T HAVE TO COOK WHEN I DON'T WANT TO, GET MY NAILS DONE, STUDY SOME FOR SOME STUPID MENU TEST FOR MY NEW JOB, WASH CLOTHES. WELL, I PIDDLE PADDLED AROUND, SLEPT LATE, GOT ONLINE FOR AWHILE, THEN WENT BACK TO SLEEP BEFORE I HAD TO GO TO THE B-FRIEND'S PARENTS FOR THE "FEAST". ANYWAY, I DIDN'T GET HOME TILL NEARLY 9PM. I WAS SO SO SO SO TIRED.
I ONLY BOUGHT ONE "UNIFORM, AKA, UGLY PANTS," FOR THIS NEW JOB BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO WASTE MONEY ON SOME PANTS I WILL ONLY WEAR THERE AND HOPEFULLY NOT FOR LONG. I DECIDED I WAS GOING TO ACCOMPLISH ALL I HAD PLANNED ( CEPT THE NAILS, TOO LATE) ANYWAY. THAT WHITE OXFORD SHIRT WE HAVE TO WEAR GETS MAKEUP STAINS AROUND THE COLLAR, WHICH I HATE. SO, I SOAKED THE COLAR IN CLORAX ON TOP OF THE WASHER. I *****THOUGHT**** I CLEANED IT ALL UP. WELP, NOT SO.
I DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN I TOOK OUT THE NEXT LOAD WITH THE ****BLACK**** UNIFORM PANTS IN IT TILL I PULLED THEM OUT OF THE DRYER AT AROUND 11PM. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD OBVIOUSLY DRAGGED THEM THROUGH THE CLORAX. THE WHOLE BACK SIDE WAS ORANGE, I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT. I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO GO TO WALMART TO BUY SOME NEW ONES BECAUSE I WAS SCHEDULED TO WORK AT 7AM TODAY.
SO, THE B-FRIEND, KNOWING I CAN NOT SEE AT NIGHT, OFFERED TO DRIVE ME. TG. OH YEAH, I RUINED TWO OF HIS MONOGRAMMED UNIFORM SHIRTS THEY HAVE TO SPECIAL ORDER IN THE PROCESS. SO, WITH ME IN TOW, ALL NERVOUS AND UPSET, WE TREK TO WALMART. I HAVE TO HAVE PETITE BECAUSE I AM SO SHORT. AVERAGE DRAGS THE FLOOR IF IT ISN'T HEMMED AND I WILL NOT WEAR SLOPPY LOOKING CLOTHES. WELP, WALMART HAD EVERY SINGLE SIZE EXCEPT ONE THAT FIT ME. I WAS EVEN WILLING TO BUY AN AVERAGE LENGTH AND SAFETY PIN IT UP TILL I COULD GET TO A DRYCLEANER AND HAVE THEM ALTERED, I CAN'T SEW. EVEN THE MEN'S DEPT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING APPROPRIATE.
SO****** WE HAVE TO DRIVE 45 MINUTES TO THE NEXT TOWN TO THAT WALMART. UP AND DOWN THOSE MOUNTAINS, ALL I HAD LEFT TO DO, RUINING CLOTHES, I WAS HAVING A MAJOR ANXIETY ATTACK. THEN I REMEMBERED I HAD A SMALL BOTTLE OF NO-DOZ STAY AWAKE PILLS I KEEP IN MY BLAZER AND HAD PUT A FEW XANAX IN THEM FOR "EMERGENCIES. SO, IN THE DARK, I TOOK A XANAX.
BY THE TIME WE ARRIVED AT THE NEXT WALMART, AFTER MIDNIGHT NOW, I WAS A NERVOUS WRECK. IT WAS THEN I REALIZED I HAD TAKEN ONE OF THOSE NO-DOZ I HAD BROKEN IN HALF INSTEAD OF THE XANAX. AT LEAST WALMART HAD A SIZE THAT FIT ****IN TALL LENGTH******, NO WAY THOSE CAN BE "PINNED". I ALMOST BROKE DOWN. THEN I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF MYSELF IN A MIRROR AND I LOOKED LIKE A WILD WOMAN. NO MAKE UP, HAIR ALL WILD CUZ OF THE WINDY NIGHT, AND A FRAYED LOOK, HECK I SCARED MYSELF.
THEN I SAID, "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO, DRIVE TO INDIANA OR OHIO TO GET A PAIR OF FREAKING PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?". B-FRIEND, PRETTY SILENT ( PROBABLY SCARED, LOL) TILL THEN SAID, "KIM, I HAVE A SEWING KIT AND A PORTABLE SEWING MACHINE, I'LL HEM THEM FOR YOU, IT WILL ONLY TAKE A FEW MINUTES". I SAID "YOU HAVE A *****WUT?" OMG, THE MAN CAN SEW, WHO KNEW. TG FOR BOY SCOUT BADGES.
SO, FINALLY, I GOT HOME AROUND 1AM OR SO, GOT MY PANTS HEMMED, BUT HAD MAJOR INSOMNIA BECAUSE OF THE STAY AWAKE PILL. SOMEHOW I MANAGED ON 2 HOURS SLEEP TODAY AND PASSED THEIR STUPID TEST TOO. NOW I HAVE THREE PAIR OF THOSE PANTS, LOL. I WILL KEEP THEM ALL AWAY FROM BLEACH.
NOW, I AM HOME AND AM GOING TO GET A NAP SOON. I'M WIRED NOW THOUGH FROM RUNNING AROUND ALL MORNING. HOW DOES THIS KINDA THING ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? LOL
KIM :bouncing_off_wall: :bouncing_off_wall:
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