Ever noticed?
Old jokes I still like
Why do we drive in parkways and park in driveways?
Why do they call it a pair of pants when it's only one?
If they call shorts shorts, why don't they call pants longs?
Why do they call it 7/11 when it's open 24 hours?
Why do they have killers but not killhims?
Why do they have victims, but not victhers?
If you saw a lawyer and an IRS auditor in the lake drowning would you
a) Go to lunch
b) Take a nap
And the answer to the age old question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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