I am laughing so hard right now I'm crying. Jerry just got his AARP application in the mail today.

I told him I'm not ready for early bird dinners at 4:00, and although travel is discounted, I have no desire to visit Florida.

I think it's finally hit him ... he's about to turn 50. Today he dozed off sitting on the couch while watching golf - and Katie said "he snores just like Grandpa" - That woke him up and sent me into hysterics.

He asked me "Honey, do you think I'm still young and sexy" - I told him the truth.

"Honey, you stopped being young 5 years ago, and after being married to you for 22 years, I think it's sexy when you put down the toilet seat"

I've got a good two weeks until the party - Anyone want to help "torture" my very old husband with retirement and age jokes let me know!

It's so nice to be 6 years younger than him!