FRANKENSTEIN HUSBAND
i have been married three times, four if you count the one that got annulled.
1) for pure love, albeit immature
2) for security. way too older man, tried to be my dad, already had one
3) for fun. he was fun allright. quit his state job of 15 years 2 months after we married, totally irresponsible
4) for intelligence. turns out he aint all that smart and more annoying than the first three put together.
SO, what am i doing wrong in choosing a husband? i have given it some thought and think that i am WELL qualified at this point in my life to think about what it is in a husband that i really want. i am going to play victor frankenstein and create my ideal man. that way, whenever i meet him, IF ever i meet him, i'll know what i'm looking for, ASSUMING he exists.
1) he would have to be my best friend first. i would have to totally connect with him as a friend before any dating ritual could begin
2) he would have to be intelligent
3) he'd have to be sensitive
4) he'd have to be in my age group. i don't need a daddy and i SURE don't want to RAISE a husband.
5) i would have to be able to trust him
6) he'd have to love cats
7)he would have to share a similar sense of humor with me
8) he would have to be "amorous"
ok, i don't think that's such a demanding list for one man to possess these required qualities to have the honor of becoming #5.
oh yeah, i gotta get rid of the one i've currently got before i can start looking.
oh well, at least i know now what i am looking for in a husband. what took me so long to figure it out i wonder. another thought, MAYBE i wasn't meant to be married at ALL and should just wind up a lonley old lady with 20 cats to keep me company. maybe.
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