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BONY KNEES


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I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO "MR. SMOOTH TALKER" FOR OVER TEN YEARS AND HE RECENTLY CHOSE TO INFORM ME THAT HE THINKS I HAVE BONY KNEES!!!!! angry.gif

 

HE SAID MY "BONY KNEES" GIVE HIM BRUISES IN HIS BACK WHEN WE ARE ASLEEP. I WAS LIVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID" WHY HAVE YOU WAITED ALL OF THESE YEARS TO TELL ME YOU HATE MY KNEES!!!!" HE THEN SAYS" I DIDN'T SAY I HATED YOUR KNEES, BUT THEY ARE BONY" NOW I'M WIDE AWAKE AT 3AM LOOKING AT MY BONY KNEES AND GETTING REALLY MAD. I CAN'T LEAVE IT ALONE, SO I SAY" WELL, I'M GONNA TAKE MY "BONY KNEES" AND GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH AS NOT TO DISTURB YOUR PRECIOUS SLUMBER". dry.gif

 

 

HE THEN STARTS LAUGHING ( CAUSE HE KNOWS HE GOT TO ME) AND SAYS, "BY THE WAY, YOUR ELBOWS ARE BONY TOO" sad.gif SO NOW I AM PARANOID ABOUT MY BONY KNEES AND ELBOWS.) I WONDER IF OTHER PEOPLE NOTICE IT AND ARE TOO POLITE TO SAY. giggle.gifuhm.gif

 

THAT'S OKAY, THE CATS DON'T MIND MY "BONY KNEES AND ELBOWS", I'M SLEEPING WITH THEM ON THE COUCH UNTIL HE TAKES IT BACK.

 

 

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KIM

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Hey Kim, speaking from one bony knee and elbow person to another, it's OK. I have been told on more than one occasion that my elbows are lethal weapons. I don't mind, I like the thought that something on me is considered bony. When that guy that says he loves me is making me mad, I whip my elbows at him and say, Do you wanna take this outside? He laughs and says, No, not that.

 

It's all in how you look at things. Bony could be a slam, but I consider it a compliment. If I am ever assaulted, they will find elbow and knee marks all over the assailant, making him easy to identify.

 

Let's find a bony joint forum.

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Kim,

 

My first reaction to your entry, was "well so what???" He is just one person, it was one opinion and it sounds as if he said it just to zing you. Now you've said worse about the man here on the site..... You aren't crazy in love with him any longer.... so what the hell do you care what he thinks about your body parts? By him saying that, has anything really changed? No, it hasn't. So shrug your shoulders and don't give him the satisfaction of mentioning it again.

If I were you, you'd can bet your a** I'd be sleeping in that bed kneeing him with those bony knees.

Pam

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that's not very nice angry.gif after 10 years?? he just noticed???oh......dear

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Kimmy - I'd be proud of your bony knees!

 

Draw big hearts on them with bright red lipstick and say "Kiss This" !!!- I bet the "boy" can't do any better than you!

 

That's why he's finding the stupidest things to hurt you with.

 

YOU are better than anything he could hope for! Bony knees don't even register on the "Cosmopolitan" list of "Why not to go out on a second date"...

Much less- "what to notice after 10 years!"

 

He's a big Loser - (sorry) and I bet he has a hairy back you can pick on - lol

 

Love you,

V

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His condemnation of your knees is his attempt to control you....and evidently he succeeded for a while... Don't let him have that power over you, if/when he says anything else mean spirted...let it slide off your back like water on a duck. Kvack! smile.gif

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Ok... it's time for a little social warefair.

 

Next time you catch him comming out of the shower look down and say "I think we need to have the hot water heater checked. It seems that the water is way too cold".

 

Or if you still have a physical relationship...next time when he's getting into things, yawn.

 

And don't feel alone, Kathy's got a boney butt. Feels like she's cutting my legs off when sits on my lap. Though I still like for her to sit on my lap.

 

Cheers;

Michael

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thankyou,

 

ALL of my dear friends, who saw through the "bony knee" story for what it really has become. it's not about my having bony knees, it's about criticism and control. thanks for ths support. i and my bony knees appreciate it and really needed it when you took the time to give it!!!!!

 

 

 

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