my top ten list

"michael's wiffle bat list"

1) people who tail gate on a rural road and when you realize that you have missed a turn, put on your blinker to turn around in a driveway and then THEY turn on the same blinker making you THINK that they live there. so, you turn off your blinker and keep going and SO do they. after about three or four times of this and 15 miles later, you realize the idiot is signaling the non existent drivers behind him. THEN, you put on your blinker again and THERE he goes with his blinker, and when you turn on the long driveway to no-where to turn around he TURNS too because this is actually where he DOES live.

2) people who "yield", stopping the flow of traffic and causing a traffic hazard when they aren't SUPPOSED to do so. such as TO people making a left hand turn and THEY'RE going straight.

3) people who pull over on the side of the road to "yield" to an ambulance that is traveling in the other direction. this is PLAIN STUPID, and makes no sense what so ever.

4) people who hold up the check out line because they are trying to use expired coupons and hold it up even LONGER to argue about it

5) people who make un-asked for observations like" i think you might need new shocks", or have you thought about getting a bigger house"?. or should you be ...eating that, smoking that, or otherwise doing something THEY don't think you should be doing, and they AREN'T your doctor.

6)people who let their dogs take dumps in their neighbor's yards., WHILE they're walking them on a leash. why can't they walk them in THEIR yards?

7)people who lick or suck their fingers while eating and make gutteral noises like ummmmmm

8) waitstaff who are SO friendly that you feel like they have joined your party. the kind who sit down in the booth while they take your order.

9) when people eat off of each other's plates in a restaurant rather than placing the desired portion on a plate of it's own and passing it.

10) people who air their personal dirty laundry in public