i am one of the cleanest, well groomed and well dressed people to the near point of obsessive compulsive. about my personal appearance and my vehicle, that is.

when it comes to my home, I LIVE LIKE A PIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no matter how many times i clean up the house, it gets right back like it was in split second timing. i can't blame it on buford and ash, while junky little packrats, they're pretty neat people.

NOT ME!!! every so often i rent a bunch of movies and have an all night snack fest, when i'm not watching documentaries about the strange and unusual. the next morning it looks like there's been a party in my den. candy wrappers everywhere, empty soft drink cans, ashtray overflowing, movies and their boxes all over the coffee table, empty "big pickle" wrappers with juice spilling out, half eaten sandwiches,just CRAP everywhere!!!

the same goes when i cook. WHY can't i clean as i go like a normal person? whenever i make a meal, there's dirty dishes stacked up all over the place, empty cans, paper, wrappers, crusted over leftovers, crumbs on the counter, spills on the floor, little peices of meat the cats didn't scarf up on the floor, etc.. it takes me an hour to sanitize it before i can start all over.

and my dirty CLOTHES!!!! if i actually ever washed them all, i wouldn't have anywhere to store them. there's clothes on my closet floor, under the bed, beside the bed, on chairs, EVERYWHERE!!!! whenever i dig through them to hunt up something to wash and wear, i'm ALWAYS finding something i don't even remember BUYING. the cats think that the mounds of clothes are their BEDS!!! so, in addition to the dirty clothes, they have CAT hair all over them.

i have ALWAYS been like this. i REALLY hate it. i have tried to improve, and can do so for a time, but i always go back to like i was before, given time. i LIKE a clean house and i DO clean it up to a spotless condition many times, but WHY DOES IT GET RIGHT BACK LIKE IT WAS? i guess that i am just a slob.