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JR
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:beer: merry ljolly christmas to you one and al
ho! ho! ho!
now i know ill get some contraversey here but here goes
you have to allways have some kind of back up plan you never know
when something may throw you for a loop and change the way you are doing things
take for instance the yanks in new york they all depended on the railway
system to get them from point a to point b now that the people are striking the yanks are caught with there pants down , hmmmm
its 3:40 am here i just seen on the news where there highways and
well its been awhile since i last blogged so i thought i would write a lil somin somin , not much going on with me these days except ewell you know the hollidays is the happening thing for all as of now
i been pondering and thinking anout doing some of the stuff i use to do and love again, like working with wood for instance its kinda stress releaver
for me and my own lil get away my break so you could say i suppose,
its runs in my family the wood working skils ;\ im going
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will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got
together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive.
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neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
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tis the season for joy and happiness it doesnt matter your situation
make the best of what you still have now ok it could be alot worse
even though im broke im still looking foward to the holiday
im all in the spirit myself as well as my gf and her son
im gonna do the cooking this year for our little family here this year myself
even before my stroke i didnt do that
but its somin i wanna do
baked ham,
homemade mmashed taters
corn, lima beans,
mac
The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing
Think about this for a while......If I happened to show up on your d r step crying, would you care? If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come? If I had one day left, to live my life. Would you be part of that last day? If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours?
tis the season is here again wow that year flew bye
can you find somethings your thankfull for i can heres just a few to start
1> im alive !!!!!!!!!! im on the right side of the dirt
2> i actually get to enjoy the holidays this year i want be bed riddin not being able to get up and enjoy the festivities
3>my wonderdull kids
4> im doing and feeling great now days i tried this new type health drink and oh boy the energy if gives you is totaly awesome
5&
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Here are a few reasons
> >>>> >why guys like girls:
> >>>> >
> >>>> >1.
> >>>> >They will always smell good
> >>>> >even if its just shampoo
> >>>> >
> >>>> >2.
> >>>> >The way their heads always
> >>>> >find the right spot on our shoulder
> >>>> &
well we waited till the last darn minute u know women uhhhg they allways do everything the last day well we went to 4 different stores for lil man a costume all was gone none no where to b found
so we went back home lil man was so upset thinking he was gonna miss out
i told him to turn dat frown upside down we are going
grab a hat , shirt shoes , jeans and off we went
so within a hour he was all happy and jolly making a bag full of candy
well we went to this one hous
TIS THE SEASON OH YEA THIS TIME OF YEAR IS GREAT BIG FIRES IN FIREPLACE JUSTA CRACKLING PUT YOU TO SLEEP
ALLMOST TURKEY DAY TO AND OH BOY TIS THE SEASON IS COMING FOR CHRISTMAS ITS ONLY WEEKS AWAY FOLKS
GEAR UP GET READY ITS APPROACHING VERY FAST
WELL I HOPE ALL HAS A FANTASTIC DAY AND WEEK AND HOLIDAYS FOR ALL AROUND THE CORNER
TRY SOMIN NEW THIS CHRISTMAS LIKE I DID LAST YEAR
MAKE A CAKE OUT OF PLYWOOD AND PAINT HAPPY BIRTHDAY jesus ON IT AND PUT IT IN UR Y
well i have submitted my application to a facility for volunteer mentor work
with other stroke survivors here close to me well its hour and half but close enough she called and wants to set up an interview with me to go ahead and get me in there she really sounds just as excited as i am so cross ur fingers this is something i've been wanting to do in person aswell
im supposed to go to the neurologist today
but i myself think they are just over paid cold docs , yes he will mri me more than likely tell me yes sir you have brain damage you have hd a stroke
well duhh no crap i allready know these things so what is the since in going to a
neurologist
i really have been considering becoming a volunteer mentor for this stroke rehab place thats something i've wanted to do since my stroke but i suppose i havn't yet due to being nervous about it wondering if i will be any good at it or not
we went out to dinner last night it was kinda like a date it was fun i took my friend out and oh boy it was fun to we went to a japeneese steak house
its the kind of resturant that cooks on a grill in front of u
i had steak, shrimp and lobster and to top it off like 5 glasss of plum whine
as if my balance wasnt bad enough lol i just had to put that wine in me lol but it was awesome at $150.00 later and well worth it
i know im broke and cant really afford it but you only liv
welkl ive been married twice so far first one i dont remember how much it cost but it eas ok the 2nd one we went all out vegas wedding and all like
3000.00 didnt even last a year either i had stroke then we split
if i have a third ive talked with brezie lol it will b in a creekdat is if we get married no plans as of yet though
its been awhile since i blogged i know , i just been sitting back making some adjustments and thinking out some things so i really havn't had the time well i have but nothin i really wanna post on the net about anyway just some stressfull and depressing times but they to shall pass
have no fear stan is here!!! lol
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then
get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they
have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish
each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God
snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to
be gorgeous too." Another snap of His
hmmm i wonder ?
when does lol manapause hit for men
and exactly what is it?
im feeling down lately dont really know why either
its just not me at all
seems like everything just gets on my nerves
heck im only 37 wats going on!!!
i sit around doing to much thinking i think thats my biggest problem there
friends they say till somin happens and they run like heck pfffft they suck!!
even though they put a thorn in ur butt and your heart it still hurts
found wat i thought was a friend here lately and that person did same to me wats up wit dat crap !!
people in this world today need to get a grip and stop hurting people
ok i know its early but i read a blog this brought back some memories of halloween one year so here goes
i was a boy scout leader of a very larg troup and in order for everybody to hear me at the meeting i had one of those type kareoke type mic with speaker you know
well lol one year i decided to trick instead of treat i parked my pickup truck real close to the house which is next to the front bedroom i put the speaker in back of the truck facing up and carefullyhide the cords running to
now there have been some good things sais about me and or to me on this site that i like its really uplifting at times
now im not a fake and im not pretending to be something im not
some people have said im
inquisitive
provcative
intelligent
brilliant
genius
a legend
now these are just some of the nicest remarks im qouting here
thanks to many many people some of who i dont even know
but hey there vote counts to right
in other words thanks to you all who have a
